Washing hands

regular everyday germs are one thing. Fecal matter in the bathroom are another.

 

This is why you should never take the free mints at a restaurant.

 

or double dip your chips...it's like putting your whole mouth in the bowl

 

I always wash my hands, ESPECIALLY when using a public restroom.

 

lmao, a well-deserved +1

 

When Im at home I dont do it, (unless I take a dump) but when Im not in my house, I always wash my hands.

Also a while someone created a thread about for how long do you wash your hands.

 

One of my roommates has a problem with double dipping. I had a new jar of peanut butter and he wanted some for his celery, so he opened the jar, took a bite from his celery and straight up dipped it into my new pb.

 

sounds like you have a problem with double dipping

 

I love George Carlin.

 

public bathrooms suck.....i always try to kick the door open on the way out so i don't have to touch the door handle

 

Maybe they have one of those hand sanitizer, did you ever think about that???

 

I wash my hands often, and that includes every time I go to the bathroom.... but not just because I pee. I mean, I wash them simply because it's a good time to wash my hands. Even if I enter the bathroom and don't pee, I wash my hands because it's comvenient.

... but on the flip side of that coin... ever since I accepted oral sex in my life, I'm not nearly as much of a germaphobe.

Think about that for a minute.

 

that it sounds like it took you a while to accept oral sex in your life? that's sad.

 

I have recently started purchasing hand sanitizers and having it in my car.

/off topic.

 

At least you guys haven't found semen on the toilet rim. I have.

 

"took me a while" ? No. That was a very long time ago.

 

My penis is cleaner than anything else in that bathroom. Saddle up to the urinal, do your business, don't flush (it wastes water anyway), and skedaddle out of there. People should feel privileged to shake my hand after I just took a piss as my healthy germs will counteract whatever sick stuff they picked up by touching the faucet, sink, towel dispensers, etc.

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