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Warren Moon's Sister sues La Madeleine over soup and coffee burn

Discussion in 'Football: NFL, College, High School' started by pgabriel, Nov 19, 2009.

  1. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    MR STAR: Gentleman come in. Now we don't want to take up much of your time. Let's

    make this short and sweet. We're prepared to offer you all the free coffee you

    want in any of our stores throughout North America and Europe, Plus..

    KRAMER: (Interrupting) I'LL TAKE IT!!

    (Scene ends)

    [Setting: Jackie and Kramer in the back of a cab]

    JACKIE: I'll take it? Who told you to take it? Did I tell you to take it?

    KRAMER: No.

    JACKIE: I know the Maestro didn't tell you to take it, he wasn't there.

    KRAMER: Well I thought we were lucky to get anything.

    JACKIE: Free coffee?

    KRAMER: Yeah.

    JACKIE: I don't want free coffee. It's not hard to get coffee. I can get my own

    damn coffee. I wanted to hear what came after that "Plus".

    KRAMER: Well I didn't hear any Plus.

    JACKIE: 20 years practicing law I've never experienced anything like this
     
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  2. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Contributing Member

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    ^ WHOTOLDYOUTOPUTTHEBALMON?

    Money-hungry. :rolleyes: Just get paid for the hospital visit, dress, pants, maybe even pantyhose or shoes and your "pain and suffering" and be done with it.
    So we'll take $4,999,875 :eek:, I guess.
     
  3. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    If she got her leg disfigured because of an employee spilling hot soup on her, that sounds like negligence to me.
     
  4. Mr. Brightside

    Mr. Brightside Contributing Member

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    She was asking for it, dressing so provocatively with those short skirts and shoes and all.
     
  5. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    A perfect Patsy.

    That IS a Moon.
     
  6. K LoLo

    K LoLo Member

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    Accident?

    The real question is...who was going to put soup in their mouth that was hot enough to disfigure a leg?
     

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