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Warning: Crawfish Season

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mlwoo, Feb 6, 2008.

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  1. mlwoo

    mlwoo Contributing Member

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    Everyone loves crawfish season. Eat, drink beer, get some good spicy food. But watch out. . . . .

    In high school I was at a graduation party for my girlfriend. We ate a bunch of crawfish and drank a lot of beer. We were new dating so we were horny all the time.

    We sneak off to an empty bedroom and start going at it. I am "servicing" her and all the sudden she starts screaming about a terrible burning. She does not like being "manually masturbated" on the inside anymore.

    Moral: Wash the crawfish spices off of your hands before you put them on those parts.

    Thank you.
     
  2. DonnyMost

    DonnyMost be kind. be brave.
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    calling it.

    epic thread.
     
  3. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS
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    I feel lucky to be in a position to make a positive contribution to a potential classic thread!
     
  4. TeamUSA

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    Wash your hands or wash your mouth?
     
  5. mlwoo

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    She complained about the hands. Washing the mouth would probably be a good idea too.
     
  6. meggoleggo

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    Wanna know what that feels like? soaking your pecker in jalapeƱo juice.

    Whatever you're going to touch her with, WASH IT.
     
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    That would be a redneck version of a "One Night Stand"....
     
  8. Smokey

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    Crawfish etoufee is my favorite food. Too bad it's so expensive. And people say cajun food is poor people food.
     
  9. Pezmonger

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    by "them" you mean hands... or crawfish? !!!
     
  10. texanskan

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    not expensive if you make a big batch by yourself
     
  11. Smokey

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    Yeah the thing is I can't cook.
     
  12. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    what do you do after eating macalu meat?
     
  13. Miguel

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    I don't think this forum needs to know about you and macalu's behind the scenes info every week.
     
  14. Lil Pun

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    I was actually looking forward to crawfish season.
     
  15. tested911

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    Well since were on the subject of crawfish.. Does anybody have great crawfish boil recipes? I'm going to try doing one this year.
     
  16. Lil Pun

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    I love this stuff too!
     
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    awesome.


    note also: after cleaning and coarsely-chopping jalapenos and serranos for your homemade salsa, wash hands thoroughly before peeing (i.e. touching your peepee).
     
  19. Rocketman95

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    That's what the sluts get if they go after my **** after I eat crawfish. Sluts.
     
  20. MR. MEOWGI

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    Use a sharp knife when cutting whole pickled jalepenos. A dull knife might cause a stream of juice to squirt you directly into your eye. It is not fun. Not at all.
     
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