Everyone loves crawfish season. Eat, drink beer, get some good spicy food. But watch out. . . . . In high school I was at a graduation party for my girlfriend. We ate a bunch of crawfish and drank a lot of beer. We were new dating so we were horny all the time. We sneak off to an empty bedroom and start going at it. I am "servicing" her and all the sudden she starts screaming about a terrible burning. She does not like being "manually masturbated" on the inside anymore. Moral: Wash the crawfish spices off of your hands before you put them on those parts. Thank you.
Wanna know what that feels like? soaking your pecker in jalapeño juice. Whatever you're going to touch her with, WASH IT.
Crawfish etoufee is my favorite food. Too bad it's so expensive. And people say cajun food is poor people food.
Well since were on the subject of crawfish.. Does anybody have great crawfish boil recipes? I'm going to try doing one this year.
awesome. note also: after cleaning and coarsely-chopping jalapenos and serranos for your homemade salsa, wash hands thoroughly before peeing (i.e. touching your peepee).
Use a sharp knife when cutting whole pickled jalepenos. A dull knife might cause a stream of juice to squirt you directly into your eye. It is not fun. Not at all.
