Seriously, no way. Major back surgery 8 years ago ended my promising bball career. Ill even show you the scar for proof!!!
WARNING: I refuse to run. Things I will Not Do: Do not ask me to play defense. I won't. Do not ask me to rebound (Im too short for that crap anyways). Do not ask me to move without the ball, set picks or make fancy bounce balls. I won't. Things I will do: I will stand at my spot on the court and launch Bill Sharmen-esque 2 handed set shots. I will turn the ball over I will dribble like James Posey I will call a foul if youre within 2 feet of me. After assessing my current physical condition, I will guard Codell or RockHEAD. Rocketman95 will be too active for me.
As much as I like self inflicted humiliation (i.e. I havent shot a ball in over 2 years, my vertical can be measured in centimeters and Mel Turpin has more lateral quickness than I do), I am going to pass. Maybe I can officiate???? Id love to play Derrick Stafford and single out Heypee.
In case you guys missed it in the Ticket Confirmation thread this form HeyP on the pick-up game venue For those who are wondering, our pickup game/picnic plans took the form of #2 in the Sonny thread. We were unable to get an all-in-one option for all our needs. My house is very close to Woodland Park. We will caravan to my house from the pickup game. For those who only want to do the picnic, email me for directions or use Mapquest for 722 W. Melwood.
I know RM95 is a maybe now and there may be some other cancels. I think my last list is the most current.
Count me in. Chicken Boy will might play as well too so count him in. We might even have another friend over so thats 3
I(me and my girlfriend) am going to try and make the pick-up game. She wants to see me embarass you guys(I mean myself ) on the court. Can HP or someone else provide a brother with directions?
Confirming again,,,.there will be 5 of us coming to the pick=up game and everything else, from San Antonio. We are also trying to bring some cheerleaders...from Hooters(SanAntonio).