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Want a Baby? Have Sex!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by MR. MEOWGI, May 17, 2004.

  1. MR. MEOWGI

    MR. MEOWGI Contributing Member

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    London - A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

    The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.

    Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.

    A clinic spokesperson said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".

    "We are not talking r****ded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

    The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education. - Ananova.com

    http://www.news24.com/News24/Backpage/BetweenTheSheets/0,,2-1343-1346_1528125,00.html



    Where exactly do you go to get the "lessons"?
     
  2. codell

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    A friend asked me this exact question the other day, and oddly, I had the exact same response.
     
  3. mrpaige

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    Well, if you're in Dallas, Harry Hines is probably the place to go.
     
  4. R0ckets03

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    Aaahhh...the good ole' HHH! :D
     
  5. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Damn, When the Catholic church says they are going to crack down on the priests, they aren't messing around....
     
  6. SmeggySmeg

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    think they are going to set them up with an Internet connection and the some simple words to search on google ;)
     
  7. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Seriously, I had girlfriend once upon a time, and she did a pretty good job in the bedroom one day. I was surprised at the sudden change in technique. Then I noticed she had printed some stuff out from the internet. I was like great. Yuo've come a long way. Then she handed me a reading assignment.
    :(
     
  8. SmeggySmeg

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    ROFLMAO

    you didn't pass that assignment did you PSJ???
     
  9. Harrisment

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    Classic :D
     
  10. RocketsPimp

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    It takes a brave man to admit that.
     
  11. Major Malcontent

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    You don't actually have to have sex to have a kid. One of my exes and I weren't together for a whole year. And when she came back to me she had a kid. And we hadn't had any sex at all.

    So it can happen!
     
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    I know of a couple in South Texas that I feel may be just as "unaware."



    I'm not joking either. They've done the whole clinic thing, but their minister asked them how their intimacy and time alone was like... they seemed to never get near what he was asking. They just discussed "spending a lot of time together raising their dogs" or something strange.

    I truly believe however in the case I know of, that these people are slightly off... although they pass for "normal."

    At least they have gainful employment (albeit at Wal-Mart), and have bought a house and car, etc.

    I'd imagine though, that worldwide there are couples in similar naivity.

    It's truly sad when you think about it.:(

    And disturbing. :eek: How is that possible? Living with someone of the opposite sex for years, and never making that "discovery?" :confused:

    It's gotta be a glandular malfunction or just plain lack of brain/nerve developement.
     
  13. peleincubus

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    if people dont realize how to make children wouldnt you conclude that they really dont have much business raising a child in the world...?
     
  14. Franchise2001

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    It could be worse.. he could have been putting it in the wrong hole for 8 years. :cool:
     
  15. slcrocket

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    Wow. :eek: That was graphic.
     
  16. olliez

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    That is odd. Instinct wouldn't have led them in the right direction? :confused:
     
  18. Austin70

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    Could be worse, they could have about 10 kids and not give a rats a$$ about any of them.
     
  19. outlaw

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    see, heterosexuality isn't natural after all
     
  20. rrj_gamz

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    I don't get it, what's Harry Hines...:confused:
     

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