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Wang Fei for new Rockets coach!

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Will, May 23, 2003.

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Do you want Wang Fei as our new coach?

  1. Yes! He knows Yao Ming and is a master at teaching the entry pass

    27 vote(s)
    34.6%
  2. I'd rather spend eternity in a cell with Dick Vitale

    51 vote(s)
    65.4%
  1. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    Colin Pine is the bench.
     
  2. jamalccc

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    OK... Who should be the new coach :confused: ............ :D :D Got it! Vince McMahon!!!
     
  3. Rockets_Truth

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    I vote Jackie Chan for team mascot! :p
     
  4. fietguy

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    wang fei sucks...

    he doesn't know yao even though yao played for him so many years...

    one reason why team china sucks is because their coach sucks...the guards suck...Yao is a stud, every other intangible is mediocre
     
  5. OmegaSupreme

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    pfffft!!!! all of you are completely wrong. :rolleyes:

    if richard simmons can motivate hundreds of thousands to lose weight, i'm sure he could make 12 unmotivated basketball players play with consistency.

    duh! :p
     
  6. Uprising

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    where's the poll to nominate Anna Kornikova? Who needs to watch the rockets when you have a coach like that! :eek: ;)
     
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    [​IMG]

    Simmons: Alright, c'mon people. Lets work it! Moochie, we have to work on your dribbling!

    Moochie: Yes!

    Simmons: Ok, dribble to the right .....and dribble to the left ......dribble to the right ....and dribble to the left

    Moochie: I'm feeling it man! I can dribble!

    Simmons: And Steve, lets work on that court vision!

    Steve: Ummm.....sure.

    Simmons: Look up.....look down .....look up ......look down.

    Steve: This is stupid.

    Simmons: C'mon Stevie! Flutter those lashes. Flutter flutter flutter flutter, flutter flutter flutter flutter ................

    And why aren't you working Mr. Mo?

    Mo: I'm out of shape (crying). I can't keep up. And everyone keeps making fun of me.

    Simmons: (putting his arm around Mo) You have to be happy with you. Inside that pudgy body of yours is a beautiful skinny person! Mo has to help Mo find that person!

    Mo: I eat cause I'm unhappy. And I'm unhappy cause I eat.

    Simmons: Alright, group hug for Mo people!!

    Yao: Äã¿ìÀÖÂð?

    Cuttino: Did you steal Stockton's shorts? Every time you bend over I can see ...................

    Simmons: You have to let the groin area breathe Cuttino!

    Cuttino: Well yeah, but whats up with your tank top with all the stars on it?

    Simmons: Because we are all stars! You guys have got to believe that you are stars!!
     

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