vspan: NBA nearly destroyed me, but I no longer hate Van Gundy's lies

LOL @ this thread! I'm still trying to figure out what this V-Span character has anything to do with the current Houston Rockets organization. This is not GARM material.

 

"...even the slow people in the group can talk about Tracy Murray."

 

I was not really permanently banned. I was banned for 1 year . It was because that obviously these SAME people here that are insulting me now and obviously sending all my posts now on report (yeah as if people here do not know what you do) also did this before and got me banned, and now I am back.

I was banned because I was a "fanatical Bob Sura fan" and because "numerous people constantly reported me for arguing that Sura could come back if he really wanted to." Also because I "kept saying JJ Redick was better than Luther Head and this upset people."

Yes for THIS I was banned 1 year but as you can see Sam Fisher and his let's call them his sheeple followers here they can on an every day basis post about a dozen insulting posts to numerous other members here and guess what?

They've never been banned once !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess this board works like an Un-Democracy. If you get enough people to keep sending "abuse reports" on certain users then that person gets banned!

And all you have to do is have 10-12 people insult the person each about 50 times, and THEN the ONE TIME that person fires back KABOOM everyone sends the post to report!

Then you keep doing this until after 5 or so of these "abusive" reports have been sent in by these dozen or so Sam Fisher Sheeple and guess what happens next?

BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I guess maybe I should start taking applications for all the people who want to join my clique, so we can all do the same.

So anyone who wants to join tell me. EVERY time Sam or one his SHEEPLE here posts something insulting to another member, we will all at the same time send copies of the posts to the reports section.


At the SAME TIME we do this we will ALL also claim that we have "undeniable proof" that EACH of these people also has about 5 or 6 aliases under which they have been previously banned.

For example, I am absolutely positive that codell is Amare_Rules.

Now I am back and I am automatically accused of being Balls Science

Yeah it seems the ONLY way to clean up this board is to use these pathetic fear monger tactics back on the fear mongers themselves. So everyone contact me that wants to get rid of this Sam Fisher and his Sheeple FEAR MONGER BS on the board.

We will do the same exact thing back to them.

So why doesn't everyone here list how many times and by which members they have been accused of being how many previous members.

Let's see durvasa has now accused me of being Yanly_Fan, Balls Science, someone else accused me before I was banned of being Amare_Rules.

Yeah this has got to be the MOST mature and intelligent NBA fan forum there is!

BTW, the reason I brought Yanly_Fan up is because when I first joined the board I was accused by durvasa of being Yanly_Fan a previousy banned poster and he was going to "report me to Doctor" - whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.

Whatever. Oh and B-Bob did not deny being Yanly_Fan everyone here please make a mental note of that. As I also apparently have failed to directly deny being Balls Science, he too directly failed to directly deny being Yanly_Fan, therefore as he so scientifically identified me as having been proven to be Balls Science, hitherto he shall also hence be dubbed "Yanly_Fan."

Since durvasa has already previously "proved" I am Yanly_Fan and since I have also "proved" Yao-Only_Fan is B-Bob this means that,

Ergo ---->he and I are the same person!

Not only that, but GET THIS, durvasa is one of Sam Fisher's Sheeple clones, and so is B-Bob, and codell is as well and my God!

My Spidey senses tell me that something is amiss here at Clutchfans. I will put on my "Inspector Gadget Schlong Glasses" (yes that is the name Sam Fisher used to call me, I was "Inspector Gadget's Schlong", yeah such a cute nickname he gave me, just makes me get all warm and fuzzy inside, thanks Sam you're the BEST!) and I will get to the bottom of this.

News report at 10 as soon as I get the inside scoop on the breaking details of this clutchfans paranoia run amok. This is some downright scandalous shiats that will knock your socks off. Oh and I'm not wearing any pants either.


I just hope that somehow God gives me the strength to help reach all the poor lost souls of clutchfans. Oh Jesus, WWJD??? What WOULD Jesus do about THIS? Hallelujah! Praise it be glory Amen, AMEN! Brother hallelujah! Let the demon spirits be gone from this place. We need to clean this den of inequity.

I need and old priest and a young priest. The people here have been doused in the blood of the sin of the demons. Look around, they are all speaking in tongues and are possessed by demon spirits! They all have many personalities and are under Satan's evil spells!

Sam Fisher! The power of Christ compels you! The Power of Christ compels You!



This forum is CLEAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!





Can I get an AMEN Up In here? I said Can I get an AMEN up in here?

 

this has passed funny and just moved into sad . There is something clinically wrong with this guy.

 

OMG

you are delusional

you want me to tell you why you got banned?

I will

It is because your posts SUCK

I put you on ignore AGES ago cause I couldnt bear to even attempt to read the crap you spewed.

I rarely report any posts, you have to be flatout racist or really profanely flaming someone before I will hit that button....but I *do* use the ignore list for people like you.

If you got banned, IM sure you deserved it.

 

btw...one more point

If you get reported, doesnt matter how many people do it, if your posts dont deserve bannage Clutch isnt gonna do it just cause some ppl report it,

Hell, IM sure TJ or BAtman get reported all the time, but they are still here.



THEORY BUSTED

 

For those not wanting to delve into the wonderment of this post, I have condensed it into the most relevant information.

 

Okay, I hereby deny absolutely being "Yanly_Fan" or any other poster for that matter, as if anyone who's read my posts over the years needed the hear that.

 

It's really true. You've used the right adverb. Too bad we don't have a forum for this, but few if any of us are trained to treat this kind of thing. Trying a sense of humor certainly doesn't seem to help.

 

He is way overboard but his point about Sam and his insulting clan of Sheeple is right, there is a pile on mentality sometimes, and Sam is one of the worst Piler oners in the history of pile ondome.

I think RD has lost the plot a bit, but I found his rant somewhat funny.....with the exception of the "Why I was banned" portion.

RD, word of advice, this is not helping.....................and you should respect what Clutch does to keep this place running. Just look at what happened this last weekend.

Lord knows you can Hammer Sam all you want, but I am sure that Clutch had his reasons for banning you that were not related to how many times your posts were reported.

However, I know from experience that if you get the needle stuck on the record and too many people whine about it, you will get a time out, or ban.

So, stop skipping, and move on.........

DD

 

what a pansy

 

Look in the mirror buddy. All you did before you got banned was pile on JVG.

 

True, but JVG deserved it, and I was not a jerk to other posters.....a big difference


How would you know that anyway? You just registered.....or...

Why did you re-register? What is your true moniker? Don't hide.....step up and announce your presence with authority, don't be one of the Sam Fisher Sheeple !



DD

 

thats because much like the other guy...he has a skewed sense of reality and an inability to see the flaws in his own arguments. Plus he's a hypocrit

 

Not BAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhddddd Donkey......now go get shaved, I need a new coat for winter.



As for flaws in arguments....pffft...who cares? They are all just unproven opinions that we are all arguing about.

For instance you will say....JVG won 52 games, he did a great job......

Fact - They won 52 games
Opinion - He did a great job

Me, I say.....They lost in the first round...JVG sucks

Fact - They lost in the first round again
opinion - He sucks

There is no winning the argument when it is based upon seperate criteria.....doesn't mean either of us is right or wrong, it just means we are dealing with a different set of criteria to come to our opinions.

The one difference in Sam and his Sheeple (Ewe being number one bride) is that he is disrespectful of the other side of the equation, which is the big complaint here.

Now, I can completely understand those people that are just flat out TIRED of the old argument - sure they can decide to not click or ignore an argument, but sometimes it is so prevelant that makes it impossible, those people I understand and sympathize with and it is why I cut back on my arguments about JVG etc to those threads that are dedicated to him or V-Span alone.

So, in summary, no winners, no losers, just be respectful to people and they will do the same to you......(Yes, I realize that my post was disrespectful to you, got to fight fire with fire, I guess)



DD

 

LOL

Oh that's GREAT!!! ONE post identifiying the Sam Fisher and his flock of Sheeple Klan.........

and guess what?

ALREADY one of them actually had an epipheny, an ORIGINAL thought of their own. Now that's PROGRESS!

Of course, it wasn't a thought that is actually true, has any basis in reality, any evidence to back it up, and of course was also insulting.


But hey, what else can one expect from a member of the Sam Fisher Sheeple Clown Posse?

 

Of course I re-registered. Otherwise, I wouldn't know who you are. You will never know my true identity.

 

So you are afraid of coming clean, why would you want to cower behind the mask of Anonynimity.

Your opinions as a Rocket fan will always be welcome. Come away from the darkside, step into the light.....of course your moniker may prevent you from ever coming to the good side.....



DD

 

I have never been accused by anyone that I was a previous or post(me) poster. I have never been banned for a year because five people reported my post, either. It is awesome to be as charmed as I. May I have a cookie?

PS - Sam does have major influence over Clutch because they are both Republican Mormons who grew up across the street from each other.

 

I've just reported your post to my $50/hr. lawyer who I have on retainer.

He said this could be a legal matter. He'll be in touch with the admins shortly.