Vomit free since 93 <p> <img src="http://www.zonalibre.org/blog/parentesis/imagenes/himym_bio_josh.jpg">
About a year ago at this time I had a bad day and decided to kill a 5th of vodka in an hour at my buddy's bar. Needless to say, not my best decision i've ever made. Quite the mess and let's just say I can't even sip vodka anymore without feeling immediately sick to my stomach.
I hadn't vomited since I was a kid until this past January when I got realllly plastered. I don't vomit when I get drunk but I guess I had too many Patron shots. I would say 10-15 years.
I had a streak of well over 10 years, but that came to an end when I had KFC in Hong Kong...yeah, i know....spewed all over the bathroom... From then, I had another streak of about 8 years, which ended last year on some bad nachos or something... I hate throwing up...I can't imagine having an eating disorder and doing that everyday...don't mean to offend anyone but doing that everyday would suck...
I would guess most of us had streaks of a good long bit in childhood ENDING ABRUPTLY after we discovered alcohol. I mean you don't have to be an alcoholic but it is sort of a rite of passage to drink till you puke, at least once. And it's a much better feeling than drinking that much and not puking...
I remember my last time vividly. I was coming home from a bar towards the end of college with a friend that had come to visit me. Another guy was driving us home and I was sitting b**** in a single cab truck. We had had quite a few shots and I got car sick sitting in the middle. I had to throw up probably 30 seconds into the ride but made it for the 12 minute car ride and fell out of the car and threw up lying in my yard. I go inside and my friend is sitting on my recliner with a box of milk bone dog biscuits. He is eating handfulls at a time. I say "Ha ha, you're funny" and figure he is doing it for attention. I take the dog bones away and put them on a table. There is about half of the box left. I pass out. When I wake up, I go over to the box and their is one left. One. My friends are dumb.
This past New Years I drank like 6 beers, a jack and coke, 4 shots of some green Alize type ****, a couple jagerbombs. Woke up with a terrible hangover and felt like puking all day but It didn't happen. I guess I have a high tolerance / strong stomach.
My career as a binge drinker began and ended when I was drinking shots of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum (while sitting in bed watching Newsradio btw, I was just THAT pathetic), and I had a blackout. It was scary hearing that I had puked everywhere that night and passed out. At first I didn't believe him because I had no recollection whatsoever. But I got clued in when my hand faintly smelled of vomit. I was terrified to see the bottle of rum 3/4 of the way empty. I can't drink (or smell) any spiced/cinnamon alcohol to this day. It immediately makes my stomach lurch.
Feeling like you have to puke all day is even worse. At that time the best thing might be to pull the trigger and get it over with.
I bet you had that nasty burping-up-jager feeling all day. You know, the kind where everytime you burp all you taste is that nasty jager flaver. Not fun.
A little less than a year. Got wasted on my grandmother's funeral. proffesorjay, is your sig for real???
What? I throw up all the time, I guess. Anytime I have a stomach ache and tums doesn't help, I go throw up and it's usually all better. I think I threw up when I had the flu this year. The flu sucks. The last time I threw up from being drunk was 3 years ago and it was sadly in public, several times. Too many long islands.