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[Video] Utah Jazz - Where Failure Happens

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by BlameTracy, Apr 1, 2009.

  1. BlameTracy

    BlameTracy Member

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    Inspired by rocketsqtc, the photoshop thread, and my own burning hatred for the franchise, I created an extended "Where Amazing Happens" spinoff for the Utah Jazz.

    I know, it's been done before, but I felt that 30 seconds was not sufficient to truly describe this atrocity to the game of basketball.

    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rdPRnRI0r84&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rdPRnRI0r84&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
     
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  2. ItsMyFault

    ItsMyFault Contributing Member

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    wow..... this is golden.. I'm not even playing, this was hilarious :D
     
  3. T-Yao

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    nice vid now go check how many people flamed you on youtube LOL stupid j*zz fans
     
  4. BlameTracy

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    I love the hate mail. It makes my day. I once made another video that resulted in truckloads of it. ;)
     
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  5. Rocketman03

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    tremendous.
     
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    Commodore Contributing Member

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    this is fantastic, very well done, those photos are so telling
     
  8. Tsquare

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    Man, well done. Gonna see what does Utah fans have to sasy bout it now ;)
     
  9. T-mac&Yao=RING

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    durvasa Contributing Member

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    Well done, again. You've got talent.
     
  11. Rockets2K

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    Hi, I'm Rockets2K and I approve this video. :cool:



    ;)
    :p



    truely impressive, I can't say enough to tell you how great this is.
     
  12. Super Von

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    Utah's video about the Rockets:

    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sjUS9LckEJs&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sjUS9LckEJs&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

    Read some of the comments. They actually try to argue that the Jazz dont flop. What a bunch of inbred idiots.
     
  13. Rocketman2002

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    lmao...that was beautiful!!!
    Brought tears to my eyes. :D
     
  14. DaronMalakian

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    Sorry, I'm a Rockets fan and I'm willing to accept criticism, but I think this is a pathetic video with an stinking whining message. Is the same you all are criticizing. Very well done, but shabby message.

    Play games and beat them playing better basketball. We have not done this in last 2 years. We can do it this year.
     
  15. moo

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    You know there are three kinds of threads on this board that get instant 5 stars:
    1. Video threads
    2. Photoshop threads
    3. Jazz hate threads

    You Sir, have included all of the above in one thread. 15 stars!!! :D
     
  16. saleem

    saleem Contributing Member

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    This is the TRUTH. A 20 point post!
     
  17. thesaint

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    Hahaha wow nice work. Its all Sloans fault...its all his dirty coaching antics taught to his players, besides some are just naturally dirty like Malone, Stockton, Krylinko, Ostertag, Okur etc. Although i do like Williams n Boozer, i think they have pure bball talent.
     
  18. D-Lite

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    awesome video!

    what program did you use to do that.. im trying to make a slideshow and something like that would help tremendously
     
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    Another awesome thread. You are rapidly climbing the charts around here as one of the great poster. Kudos.
     
  20. Gakatron

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    That was epic sir, just epic!

    The Jazz's attempt was so lame... I would even be able to make a more insulting video on the Rockets. When you are the Jazz and you try and bag another team about being floppers, ugly, whiners and gay it is just not going to happen.
     

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