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[Video] Bro Outwalks Hot and Bothered Cougar Momma for Six Minutes

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Xerobull, Oct 14, 2020.

  1. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Cougar Moms are triggered AF. Watch your back and what you do
     
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    Had been wanting to take up hiking again now that the weather is no longer triple digit hell. Think Ill just buy a treadmill.
     
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    First, always carry in back country (not that he should have shot but just in case)
    Second, dude is lucky she was just trying to get him away from her babies. He wouldn’t have saw her if she was trying to attack.
     
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    I would've been throwing rocks a whole lot earlier
     
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    I think he was trying but any time he squatted she would charge.
    I know with most cats like that you have to appear large and threatening. And never turn your back.
     
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    First. Beautiful Trail.

    Second. That is a bad ass move the Cougar had with the spread arm lunge.

    Third. Funny.
     
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    The comments under the video are pretty funny.
     
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    He shouldnt have tried to take her parking spot.
     
  10. heypartner

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    That's the old school way. Millennials blast Baby Shark at them from their phones
     
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    Those cougars always desperately chase younger men. Even left her kids behind to get some. Pathetic.
     
  12. Buck Turgidson

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    Not turning his back was the only thing he did right
     
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    Am I the only one who keeps reading "Bro Outwalks" as "Bo Outlaw"?
     
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  15. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    4.3 Million views. This guy is going to get a nice fat check from YouTube.

    I would capitalize on this finding other dangerous creatures, then backing (or swimming) slowly away bro-talking them.
     

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