Venus Williams wears lingerie as tennis outfit..

Well, there's the cameltoe.

 

Who wants to see a dude wearing ladies' lingerie? Really?

 

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If I were the opponent... I wouldn't play. That... that just wasn't fair.

 

I'm really starting to appreciate Wimbledon's dress code.

 

would not hit.

 

...as matter of personal safety because you know she would break you into two peices if you tried to hit?

 

Exactly.

 

This is why mothers shouldnt lie to their daughters and tell them they are beautiful.

 

i think that's her balls being spread apart.

she's a plum thief

 

I've got a question. For a long time, I felt like I was in the minority in not getting the sex appeal of the Williams sisters. Have you guys converted over in recent years or have you always been on the "would not hit" side? Just curious.

 

Serena-would hit.

Venus-would not hit.

 

I think Venus actually has a decent figure...definitely more attractive than Serena (less muscles). But they both do not have very beautiful faces, unfortunately. E.g. Chanda Rubin's face is cuter than both of theirs.

 

Approved.

 

Would hit

 

Pros:
She's rich.
She's in great shape.
Stamina

Cons:
Stamina
You're no longer the man.

 

I would say Althea Gibson's rolling in her grave, but she's probably just shrugging her shoulders and shaking her head with an "oh well" kind of look on her face.

 

Dam thats just fine would hit til i passed out.