Should we make a general "missed chances" thread or will this one suffice Because I could probably fill a page
Ask her for her facebook...then start working your way in like posting comments on her wall. Or just ask her for her number if you want fast results.
Old joke: A man fell of the edge of a cruise ship and began to drown. A nearby fishing boat saw it happen and pulled up next to the man offering for him to climb aboard. The man yelled, "No thanks! I have faith that God will save me!" After that, a fancy yacht happened to sail by and saw the man in the water. The people on the yacht offered to help, but again the man yelled, "No thank you! I have faith that God will save me!" After a while another cruise ship sailed past the man. The crew on the ship saw the man in the water and offered to help, but again the man yelled, "No thank you! I have faith that God will save me!" But after that, there were no more ships. Eventually, the man grew tired and could not tread water any more. Sadly, he drowned. Upon entering Heaven, he faced God the almighty and said to him, "Lord I had such strong faith in you! How could you allow me to drown?" And God said back to him, "Dude! I sent three ships!"
Well maybe watching it in a p*rn movie but seriously for me, I would have a problem knowing that the woman I'm banging also likes to get her freak on with other chicks. I am a one woman man and I expect my woman to be a one man woman not to dabble with other women on the side.
My wife was divorced when we met so I wasn't her first (obviously), so yes your statement is true. And yes my schlong likes going inside her very much. What's your point (if you have one) or is this a lame attempt on your part to be cute?
Then you are talking about monogamy, which is completely separate from sexual orientation. I took offense to your "gross" comment. Maybe I misunderstood you, maybe not.
