Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless

Moes writes jokes and zingers for treats.

I would post the link. What more do you have to lose?

 

What if someone calls you a -RUNT! RUNT! HAS ANYONE SEEN RUNT! MY RUNT GOT AWAY!

 

moes has typed enough e-penises for me to know what they are, although his seemed to have tons more equal signs...

Man, I less than three internet lingo...

 

What part of plagiarism do you not understand? The original post is the definition of plagiarism.

 

that was a good laugh!! this qoute from mulder is funny as hell..

Congrats on your lie.

The Bush administration will be calling with a high level position any time now.

Clutch should change your moniker from "Member" to something clever such as bullcrap alert for whenever you post.

 

So you'd be upset if I told you I just wanted " a piece of ass"? I'll keep that in mind.

 

heh

I know I cant speak for AR, but I would imagine pants would drop within 5 seconds of you saying that.

intersting perspective rockette, thanks for posting, its been educational.

no, really, no irony at all.

 

**What if Chow Yun Fat has posted this article instead? Would the reactions have been the same?**

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. You gotta love this guy...

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family, and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F - - you!"

Then he turned to his bride and said, "F - - you!"

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge - making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?

- Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.
- Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000
- Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500.
- The look on everyone's face when they see the 8 x 10 glossy of the
bride humping the best man: Priceless!!!

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else
there's MASTERCARD!!!


If you'd like to read more articles by this author... Click Here.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/73535/the_mastercard_wedding_email_priceless.html

 

Snopes has that wedding story in versions with both the bride and the groom being cheated on, origninating more than 20 years ago.
link
EDIT: For clarity's sake, no one has been able to find evidence that this ever actually happened.

 

I think the guy was smart. Sure, he could've been a bit more courteous, but this lady obviously had no regard for his feelings and continously tried to turn things back around on him and guilt trip him whenever he asked a question about the paternity of the baby. He went about it in a cold, calculating way, which I think bothers some of the people on this site, but I would feel nothing for a woman if she cheated on me, then tried to trick me into being the father of a kid that wasn't mine.

Some important points to note:

1) The guy couldn't have been 100% sure that the baby wasn't his until he got his sperm count checked. People have had vasectomies and still fathered children.

2) The guy obviously new the girl was going to become defensive (and in fact she did) when he mentioned he was sterile. It was in his best interest to have notarized documents to prove this. He could have said, "I'm sterile" right after she mentioned she was pregnant, but she wouldn't have believed him anyway.

3) It is a fantastic idea to have legal representation ready and require a DNA test if brought into court. I have no doubts that she would've pursued legal remedies had he not procured the necessary documents stating that the baby couldn't have been his.

He did derive some pleasure out of proving her wrong. I think his pleasure was more of a "haha! you can't pull a fast one on me" type of situation.

 

No, but you know full well that if you called me a peice of ass you'd be in some trouble. Unlike most women, I'd hold you or anyone else accountable for directing an insult that ignorant towards me.

Btw, check your email. (yahoo)

 

Boo...Snopes takes the fun out of things.. We all like to believe this was true though.

 

Hmmm. Are you a woman now? cuz I'm confused by the "unlike most women" thing. It's a little unclear.

 

unlike most women I enjoy vaginas

 

If this thread makes these two break up ~ well I think that would be pretty damn funny.

 

psssshhhh. It would be hilarious, but highly unlikely.

 

Exactly what I've been thinking...

 

ooooo I C WUT U DID THAR

 

Could I sue for emotional damages if we did?