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Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by chow_yun_fat, Feb 15, 2007.

  1. MiddleMan

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  2. Master Baiter

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    And we could make assumptions to the detriment of chick just as easy. It isn't like our world is full of all ******* guys and zero b****es.

    How is it that we view all women in this terrible light because we think that women that try to pawn off a kid on someone when it isn't theirs is a b****? Do you not agree that there are women that are exactly like this?

    I will go ahead and stipulate that there are ******* guys that treat women like **** and don't do their fatherly duties.
     
  3. MadMax

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    I just don't see any reason to treat anyone like this.
     
  4. robbie380

    robbie380 ლ(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ლ)
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    did you think men were perfect or something?







    ...because we are...
     
  5. FlyerFanatic

    FlyerFanatic YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!?! YEEEHAAWW
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    HAHA the best part about those things are how Maury comforting the girls, hilarious.
     
  6. FlyerFanatic

    FlyerFanatic YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!?! YEEEHAAWW
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    nah, you were just brainwashed into thinking we were :D
     
  7. cson

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    Agreed, both of them should be (based on the story as presented) shamed. If there were here right now (here, being in my office) I would shame them. I would look right at the both of them and say SHAME!!! :D

    No, I do agree , all joking aside. This whole thing was just written as the daydream/revenge fantasy of some dumb loser who women, most likely despise. And we walked right into his trap, 6 pages worth.

    SHAME!!!
     
  8. DonnyMost

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    How in holy hell did this thread get to 6+ pages long?

    Its a lifted story from the internets, probably completely made up, yet people are arguing about the components of right and wrong in this hypothetical urban legend?

    Cripes.
     
  9. macalu

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    meh, we discuss hypotheticals all the time.
     
  10. Master Baiter

    Master Baiter Member

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    But what if we didn't discuss hypotheticals all the time? What would our BBS be like then?

    I have a feeling guys would still be heartless assholes and you would be their leader! ;)
     
  11. ima_drummer2k

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    Or do we...
     
  12. cson

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    Maybe we should all hold hands and sing "It's just like...just like...just like... a MINI Mall.! Let's make a dance.."
     
  13. MR. MEOWGI

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    I declare this to be the dumbest thread in the history of Clutchfans. Does a loss the the Mavs make people this stupid? Are all of yall just playing a joke on me? This can not be real.

    People are actually arguing over a fictional story. There is nobody to feel sorry for. There is nobody to call names.

    These people are fiction.



    Now, back to the music.

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  14. Jeff

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    I feel dumber just for having read the initial post in this thread.
     
  15. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    I didn't think that was possible !!!



















    Just kidding, but when you toss softballs up like that...

    DD
     
  16. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    I'm with Ralph Malph on this one - chow_yun_fat is probably laughing his ass off at some of you. :p
     
  17. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    It's a parable. The people are fictional, but the lessons can be real.

    I agree with the both people were wrong crowd. From the very beginning of the story, the guy admits that he knew the girl wanted to have a baby. At that point he should have told her about his vasectomy and they could have gone their seperate ways. The girl, on the other hand, cheated on her SO. The entrapment angle I don't agree with so much, because as far as she knew, he was just as likely to be the father as the outlaw biker she cheated with. The whole relishing in punking her with the paperwork angle just further showed what a dick the guy was, not to mention telling her to abort the baby that wasn't even his. Total ******* and a cheating b****.
     
  18. oomp

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    All it takes for this board to light up like a hooker at a virgin factory is a poorly played Network TV loss to our rivals. Match meet dynomite.

    In a bad mood today, anyone?
     
  19. MR. MEOWGI

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    Really? A parable? Huh. It sounded like a bunch of made up stupid garbage to me.

    Are you like one of those guys who yell at movie characters?



    Now, back to the music.

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  20. Master Baiter

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    Actually it is a parable. It came after The Good Samaritan and before The Prodigal Son.
     

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