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Vampires or Zombies

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mlwoo, Apr 27, 2011.

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What is more awesome/less gay?

  1. Vampires

    17 vote(s)
    26.2%
  2. Zombies

    48 vote(s)
    73.8%
  1. TheRedRanger

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  2. tmoney1101

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    Zombies represent the working class monster and vampires are the "faggy" elitest.
     
  3. Thefabman

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    I think the best way to explain it is that Vampires are like
    <a href="http://photobucket.com/images/freddy%20krueger" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/saria_angel/Freddy%20Krueger/quiz671outcome1.jpg" border="0" alt="Quiet Freddy Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a>
    while zombies are like...
    <a href="http://photobucket.com/images/michael%20myers%20halloween" target="_blank"><img src="http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b193/darrin187/Halloween%201978%20Screen%20shots/michael.jpg" border="0" alt="MIchael Myers Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a>
    so basically if you prefer vampires over zombies then...
    Michael cries for you...
    <a href="http://photobucket.com/images/michael%20myers%20halloween" target="_blank"><img src="http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b193/darrin187/mikey-2.jpg" border="0" alt="Halloween 2 Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a>
    zombies ftw!!!
     
  4. Big MAK

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    vamps use to be cool until that gay book twilight. good thing it will be hard to make 'sexy' zombies.
     
  5. JayGoogle

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    I voted Vampires. Anyone thinking Vampires are gay are wrong. Period.

    Vampires are sexy, zombies are not. As a guy, you can only think with your head (and not the one attached to your neck).

    Which would you hit?
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    or

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    That should be the end of this discussion. Who gives a F about what is cooler? The real question is "Can I have sex with it?"

    You can't do that with a zombie because it would be trying to eat your brains.
     
  6. AirBud#10

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    Level 32:cool:
     
  7. tmoney1101

    tmoney1101 Member

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    We can do this all day...

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    or

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  8. JayGoogle

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    We could yeah...but still, you'd be doing a rotten corpse that is reanimated for some reason and at the same time is trying to eat your brains.

    Vampires are not so mindless and (excluding pathetic Twilight) are all about lust and violence. I don't see how that is not cool.
    [​IMG]
     
  9. crash5179

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    Most entertaining thread in a long time! OP repped.

    BTW, I was going to vote zombies until someone posted a pick of the chick from Underworld.
     
  10. Blurr#7

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    I voted Zombies but chick vampires rule!

    [​IMG]
     
  11. dback816

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    What? :confused:

    Were you born in the 90's or something
     
  12. rhadamanthus

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    1) Twilight "vampires" as I understand them (I have not read or watched that ****) are not really "vampires".

    2) Regardless, the twilight "vampire" craze has ruined vampires for me.

    so...

    It was vampires, but now I'll have to go with zombies.
     
  13. apollo33

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    Twilight ruined vampires for me too, turned it into shetty teen drama.

    I don't wanna be either really.

    Vampires are emos that hide in the coffin all day.

    Zombies are all mentally challenged and gets their faces blown off by shotguns
     
  14. mylilpony

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    many people see vampires as

    <iframe width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/goix7jFXD9Q" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    i only see them as they truly are. Badass.

    <iframe width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KEdTBi-775g" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    too bad they cut it short of the money shot and "cry little sister" playing in the background.
     
  15. Mr. Clutch

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    Zombies are better because they are associated with the end of civilization.

    Vampires try hard to fit into society. Kinda gay.
     
  16. Cowboy_Bebop

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    How about a zombie vampire mix?
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  17. david_rocket

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    vampires are gay because of twilight, but you always can find sexygirls vampires in other movies, or you could find sexy girls zombies too.
     
  18. The Real Shady

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    Yikes. Don't look up gay vampire on google.

    Twinklight.
     
  19. MadMax

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    Completely depends on the film.

    Most of what I like about zombie movies is the sense of, "holy hell, it's all gone to crap!! now what??" Zombies make a nice backdrop for that...but they're not particularly interesting in and of themselves. The first 10 or so minutes of Dawn of the Dead (remake) I thought were fantastic...the whole leadup into it is what interests me.

    I loved Anne Rice's books. She brought depth to them, frankly, and there was nothing nice about Lestat.

    On the other hand, the vampires in 30 Days of Night were a completely different animal....and yet were still more interesting..deeper...than zombies. Zombies aren't really characters.

    Saying all this, I love watching both types of these movies.

    I've never seen any of the Twilight movies and I refuse to.
     
  20. mlwoo

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    Look at you getting all emo vampire butthurt when someone thinks you're a pasty skinned homo goth loving queer.

    Keep on writing poetry on your blogspot.
     

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