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Valentines Day Life Line: Who do you call.

Discussion in 'Other Sports' started by heypartner, Feb 11, 2011.

  1. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    So you need a date. I do too.
    If you had one life line left to use and chose a cfnet person to help you find a date...who would you call.

    I'm going with RocketsPimp
    next
    Another Brother
    then a tie between Batman Jones and Fatty. Albeit, they both don't seem willing to share.

    Last person I call is that baseball named guy. who?
     
  2. apollo33

    apollo33 Member

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    I'd call Ka5m

    Pros-Probably knows girls closer to my age

    Cons-I might end up in jail

    Or SCK

    Pros-Proven he can get girls

    Cons-STDS?
     
  3. ItsMyFault

    ItsMyFault Contributing Member

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    **** Valentines Day.
     
  4. SmeggySmeg

    SmeggySmeg Contributing Member

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    Downunder would solve all your problems heypee the chicks here would go nuts for you :)
     
  5. SmeggySmeg

    SmeggySmeg Contributing Member

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    If I had to make a call I'd choose FFB and bank on him supplying gaggle of hotties and a spa!
     
  6. fadeaway

    fadeaway Contributing Member

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    finalsbound, xxxShadyPinkxxx, Rocketgirl or MeggoLeggo.

    Girls are generally better date sources than guys. Would just have to convince them I'm not crazy, first.
     
  7. finalsbound

    finalsbound Contributing Member

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    The great heypee Valentine's gift: Nuggets-Rockets tix and all the Miller Lite you can guzzle.
     
  8. the futants

    the futants Contributing Member

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    This is what I was thinking, too.

    El Hitman?
     
  9. Royals Ego

    Royals Ego Member

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    no_answer ☆☆☆☆☆
     
  10. htownrox1

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    I second this.
     
  11. Lynus302

    Lynus302 Contributing Member

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    El Hitman. Strippers ftw.

    But screw valentines day. I hate that stupid holiday.
     
  12. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Contributing Member

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    threesomes?!?!?!? :confused:
     
  13. macalu

    macalu Contributing Member

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    gotta go with FFB. i enjoy his crazy, drunk, saturday morning stories but the guy knows how to have fun especially with women.
     
  14. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    I'd be shocked if women even talked to you bozos.
     
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  15. CrazyDave

    CrazyDave Contributing Member

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    The Thadeus
     
  16. rrj_gamz

    rrj_gamz Contributing Member

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    I was just talking to my friends about this bogus "holiday"...

    One of the few times a year where commericalism makes you feel that you have to have a date/gf to be cool/complete...this must be the page where all the single guys come to b#tch....

    #### VD!
     
  17. finalsbound

    finalsbound Contributing Member

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    you don't have to hate valentine's day. stop paying attention to what advertising tells you, or the expectations of others (*cough*MannyRamirez*cough*) and just be happy with yourself.
     
  18. DonkeyMagic

    DonkeyMagic Contributing Member
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    Who do you call?

    ghostbusters

    :confused:
     
  19. Uprising

    Uprising Contributing Member

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    Roxsqaud I know iys spelled wrong....did I spell out wrong right?
     
  20. eric.81

    eric.81 Contributing Member

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    The only reason to hate Valentines day would be if you're single! If you're in a relationship, you drop a few sheqels and turn on some charm and your girl will do almost anything you want.

    I'm married and have been with the same woman for 6 and 1/2 years... I love me some crazy valentines day tang. After some flowers and a really nice dinner, **** gets weird... in a very good way. It falls somewhere between make up sex and vacation sex.
     

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