This is pretty effortless. Probably all the HGH that makes it so easy for me while you're wheezing at ground zero.
Let me break it down for you. We're casually jogging. I'm a premium sprinter with a tight body. So when I start going at 20 mph all the chubby, out of shape guys around me are gonna start screamin "SLOW DOWN MAN. YOU'RE TRYING TOO HARD. WE'RE A COMMUNITY, LET'S RUN THIS TOGETHER". Then they turn into rolly polly's and fall to the ground clutching their lungs. You make yourself very transparent when you consider this effort. The problem, ladies, is that I'm only in 2nd gear. I can't go any lower. This is what I was blessed with so you gotta roll with. It's an embarrassment to my integrity, to my training and to everything I stand for to start walking so everyone else can keep up. Instead of whining about me, maybe it's time to look at yourseves. The time has come to buy a car to keep up with me, so you won't feel like everything is so much.. effort. So what if my 2nd gear is faster than your 5th? You can overcome your handicaps in other ways. For the most part, I enjoyed the unique cities in the US. Austin was the only disappointment, and I thought it was my responsibility as a role model to help out future generations. If anyone wants to disagree in a logical and civil manner, you have the floor and my precious time. But for now I guess.. I'll see you at the finish line.
I'm not here to high five and fist bump with the UT fanboys, and they're getting a little sensitive and emotional with this .. reality check. But ... I understand. I'm a sensitive lover. The key thing to take away is that I'm doing this for the future generations who might become victim to hometown bias. The untainted youngsters with open skies ahead.
Hey, if your schtick convinces others like you to stay away, I say more power to ya. Perhaps you should move to greener internet pastures as well.
man iRonnys clutchfans cred has hit an all time low. I would suggest a time out but I think this is going to get a lot worse before it gets better. The problem iRonny is there is no substance. You give us lots of whirly twirlys and nothing behind it. Post pics of girls you bang. Tell us how the concorde was different between air france and british airways. something. please. trolling UT on a Texas board is amateur. You are better than that you would have us believe. 2/10
I don't think it's UT Austin coming at you, I think your "Ronny" character has jumped the shark. People get sick of the same routine over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
you've either never been to austin or spent very little time here. all of the places he mentioned are within austin, many very close to downtown. Not that it's a surprise. Of all the characters on the board, yours is the most forced and hardest to stomach. Austin westward into the hill country is beautiful country. It isn't mountains. nobody said it was. Tennessee is a gorgeous state. I can't take the bible belt, though.
I was halfway through the OP and asking myself WTF is this ish? And then I realized - Oh, it's a ronny post Sigh I should have known better than to click on it. Let this be a lesson to you all! Don't make the same mistake I made! Check closely to see who the thread starter is before you click! This has been a public service announcement by this board and the Ad Council.
