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[URINALS] Would you use a public urinal.... in PUBLIC?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by ToyCen428, Apr 22, 2008.

  1. Jeremiah

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    What's with the clamp in the first picture? That's weird.
     
  2. thatboyz

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    i completely agree with this logic
     
  3. Ehsan

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    lol

    You actually wash your hands because of the nasty people who touch the door handle and use the soap and sink etc...

    Additionally, your schlong generates more sweat than the rest of your body (like your arm pits) so it's dirtier. Because of urea, not urine. There's also no ventelation for this.

    Don't forget that it's never a bad idea to wash your hands. You can look at peeing as a convenient excuse to do so more often.
    Just wash your hands.
     
  4. Cannonball

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    "You wanna know when I wash my hands? When I **** on them. And that happens 2, maybe 3 times a week tops."

    -George Carlin
     
  5. Yaozer

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    I don't think I'll be able to use that urinal.. I'm 4'11" I don't think I can reach that.
     
  6. grummett

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    Exactly. For those who don't wash your hands, do you trust what's on the urinal handle if it's not an auto-flush? You might as well reach over and hold the guy next to you.
     
  7. Hippieloser

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    I'm perfectly comfortable not washing my hands after peeing. And I always flush the urinal, too. I could use this public urinal no problem, but urinals aren't really in any short supply in Houston. Maybe at Discovery Green or something.
     
  8. SwoLy-D

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    I'd use it without a problem and only in an urgency, not just "to use it". :eek:
    WTF? You'd use the bushes because the bushes have a place to wash your hands? Is that what you're saying? I don't get it. :confused:
     
  9. JuanValdez

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    I have eczema on my right hand and excessive hand-washing can cause my skin to split and bleed.
     
  10. Buck Turgidson

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    You touch many, many things every day that are dirtier than your penis (insert ffb joke here) or a urinal handle: handrails, doorknobs, elevator buttons, etc....

    Your kitchen sink is dirtier than your commode. Your dish sponge is the dirtiest thing in your house.

    Just some more stuff for you germaphobes to stress over.
     
  11. DrLudicrous

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    I wash my hands WITH my urine. I get the satisfaction of knowing I washed my hands while at the same time giving a big F YOU! to society. Plus it's quicker.
     
  12. Buck Turgidson

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    Urine is sterile.
     
  13. dsnow23

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    I'd pee just about anywhere as long as I knew it wasn't going to land me in jail.
     
  14. Franchise3

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    I've even peed in places that would've landed me in jail if caught. I think public urination tickets must've been one of the huge revenue raisers in city I went to college in.
     

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