[UPDATE][OFFICIAL] Rockets Legend™ Dwight Howard's Taiwan Mustangs

He'll require two round balls from each of whom he helped develop.

 

Dwight has too much money, lol

but that is a fun way to spend your money

 

He'd be our instant franchise player for sure.

 

Still has not led any team to a championship.....a great goofball though.

 

The unseen portion of the video : since the garage door is closed when they're doing this, they all subsequently died. R.I.P. Dwight.

jk.

 

It's a hybrid that pumps weed through the exhaust.

 

Please update thread title accordingly @Os Trigonum

Dwight Howard Signs With Taiwan Mustangs

Former NBA star Dwight Howard is continuing his career overseas. Howard has signed with the Taiwan Mustangs for The Asian Tournament.

Howard previously played for the Taiwan Beer Leopards of the T1 League. He won Most Valuable Import honors for the 2022-23 season, as well as being named All-T1 League and All-Defensive first teams.

The Mustangs are expected to pair Howard with Samuel Deguara, who is a 7-foot-6 center from Malta. The pair is already being called "The Two Beast Connection" by the Mustangs, with Howard nicknamed "Warcraft" and Deguara nicknamed "Dracula".

 

I also vote that @Os Trigonum updates Dwight's name in the title to "Warcraft".

 

"Most Valuable Import" is pretty funny considering the fact that the US is flooded with stuff Made In Taiwan.

 

Another word for Warcraft is Magical Beast.....which they called many beefy players.

Spoiler

 

he should recruit some nice prospects from china too, since it's right next door.

 

I’m really shocked with Dwight’s career…