I normally only have nightmares about stupid hires and other stupid business decisions at work, but at this rate, I'm going to start having them about Astros pop outs as well.
Wonder whats going through JV's mind. :"If this vaunted offense can't even get a damn hit off of Cy Miranda here how the hell will I get run support when going against Kluber, Sale, and Kershaw!"
Man when's the last time we had a starter with upper 90s velo who could pound the zone like that? It's beautiful.
wtf is miranda and wtf can't we muster a hit against him?? c'mon guys don't you dare **** the bed the night your new ace makes his debut.