[Unofficial] Astros @ Mariners

Our team looks stupid tonight

 

Miranda on a strict 200 pitch limit

 

If the Astros saddle Verlander with a loss or no-decision on his debut, when he's only allowed one run, I don't even know what to do with this team. Miranda has SIX walks.

 

At least some one made solid contact. It's a start.

 

What does this even mean? The Astros have the best offense in the MLB and the best record in the American League. One game (six innings really) doesn't affect that whatsoever.

 

Miranda STAHP!...

 

Wow. Just wow. That was the hardest hit ball of the night, and it was right to Fabio.

 

This is the epitome of the Houston sports experience.

 

ya it's perplexing... we're not talking 97-98 mph screamers or nasty breaking pitches dropping into the zone, we're watching 90 mph meatballs fly right through the middle of the zone with nary a swing. what is it that this guy is tossing that makes him so difficult to hit tonight???

 

Astros:

You have the right to get a hit.
You have the right to start a rally.
You have the right to win this game.

 

Welp at least Miranda is done for the night

 

Astros look like they are pressing, over thinking it tonight. Miranda has not had dazzling stuff.

 

What's up with the devil audio tonight

 

Dammit this is the Stros luck, better be ok.

 

F*CK THAT BULLSH!T

 

I'd hate for that hit off the bat to cause him to make an error

 

Hey Cano... I know you're a Stros killer, but could you actually not kill one of our players.

thanks.

 

He's tough- I would have been crying.

 

Here comes that Smeagel look alike Seager

 

Jesus Christ.