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Uneducated Mutants Say the Darndest Things

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by nickb492, Sep 2, 2010.

  1. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    Then Davies suffers an injury.
    Then Onyewu suffers an injury.
    That was crazy. :eek:

    I wanted to know if I was a TRUE ROCKETS fan. I haven't been to the GARM in a while but... if my calculations are correct and I read this:
    :( ... it means that I'm not? FAIL on me, then, sirs.
     
  2. luisantonio1014

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    Girl in my history class (in college) while discussing the Korean conflict: "I thought it was called the Vietnam War"

    How do you even mix those two up?
     
  3. DonkeyMagic

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    playing madden a long time ago. After I picked off a pass the guy says..."No way he could have interceptioned that!"

    He also brought about the wonderful tidbit..."I cant hear s**t. I must be going death".
     
  4. Nero

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    I think you mean Dork Fish.

    Caught 'im with a corn dog!
     
  5. Lady_Di

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    "Oh, you can't hear? Can you read? Can you drive?"

    :rolleyes:
     
  6. mlwoo

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    I didn't mean to come off like an ******* when I said that. I just hate using the winky smiley. Feels gay.

    ;) See?
     
  7. SwoLy-D

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    Oh, man, I love that SEINFELD episode. :eek: You should just sign-spell "BINGO" to them. :p

    :grin: knee slapper
     
  8. trueroxfan

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    lol, that's awesome

    i wish i could remember some of my experiences, i remember something happened in a middle eastern studies class a few years back i just cant remember what the girl said, something about palestine, israel, and lebanon all being allies lol
     
  9. luisantonio1014

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    also, Miss South Carolina, or wherever she's from: "like such as the Iraq..." LoL!
     
  10. nickb492

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    Looks gayer.
    :p Just kidding. No harm done.
     
  11. Mae

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    I will post my most major blonde moment.

    I was sitting in class and talking about how my neighbor had died the night before. We watched him being loaded up onto the gurney, white sheeted and taken away in the ambulance.

    My friend chimed in, "Yeah. I knew him. He had lung cancer."

    And I seriously said, "Oh! That's horrible. Is he okay?"

    [​IMG]
     
  12. wreck

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    almost there for me bro. exact same path. my only debt was my trip to cancun this summer.
     
  13. ClutchCityReturns

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    "I believe in God."
     
  14. nickb492

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    LOL. I think that beat my story. :grin: :grin: :grin: It's ok, we all have our moments.
     
  15. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    A good friend of mine swore up and down that True Blood was going to be canceled after the season because after more recent shows, it would say 'Only (number) Episodes Left!'

    His rationale was that HBO was very particular about their wording and they would never mislead us by not saying 'in the season'. They had canceled top shows before (not exactly true) and True Blood was done.

    He wouldn't even accept the truth when I sent him the link that showed that it was the #1 rated show on Sunday, the #1 show on Cable (before Jersey Shore displaced it), and was on the cover of rolling stone.

    He wanted to bet me, but I abstained. I don't steal from my friends.

    He finally admitted to being wrong after last week's episode, where it said 'final episode of the season'.

    ___


    I also won $100 from my old boss about 15 years ago- he swore up and down that the population of China was FOUR billion, because they had half the people in the world, which had EIGHT billion. I went to a library and checked out an almanac the next day.
     
  16. Preston27

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    Had someone arguing with me at the bar that Tina Turner was the original singer of Proud Mary.

    Same person was also saying the Rangers made the World Series in 1994 and the strike started right before the Series.
     
  17. Phillyrocket

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    "Cutting taxes increases revenues"

    :p
     
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    I once had someone trying to convince me that CCR did the original version of I Heard it Through the Grapevine.
     
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    6.0225 × 10^23 is the Scientific Mole. Oct 23rd is National Mole Day, kind of like march 14th is Pi Day.
    My high school chemistry teacher had 3 stuffed animals of moles in her classroom with safety googles on them for decoration.
    On Mole Day, she had "Mole Day" written on the board. A girl in my class asked her, "So did the mole see its shadow?"
     
  20. RedRedemption

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    You could consider that for both sides:

    They were both fought as Communist North vs. US-backed South.
    South were outmatched.
    Both occurred in Southeast/East Asia.


    ...


    Of course you did say the girl was in college.... :confused:
     

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