Tommy: Did you hear I graduated? Richard: Yeah and just a shade under a decade. All right. Tommy: A lot of people go to college for seven years. Richard: Yeah, they're called doctors. Tommy:HOLY SHINYKEYS! Hahahaha
Same here "Would you like more pillows?" "Would you like me je*k you off?" "What kinda hotel is this?" "Oh, its you!"
http://www.moviequotes.com/repository/titles/103194.html Richard :Look mommmy! The rhino's getting too close the car! Tommy: Him to 'fraid to get out. He just a little guy. Richard: That's it big boy, I'm gonna wail on you. You're gonna regret volunteering for this job, Porky! Tommy: HEY BOYS AND GIRLS, IT'S PAPA SMURF! Richard: You don't want none of me, think it through. Tommy: Come on! Gimmie your best shot, I'll give ya a free one, lemme have it!...That was it!? Come on, you can do better than that, can't ya Cap'n Limpwrist...try again!...Hey everybody, is there a window open, I feel a draft!? Ugghh!! Uhhh! If I wanted a kiss I woulda called your mother...UGGHH!...that was a good one. Richard: Hey! Prehistoric Forest! One of my favorites All time, probably #1 for Comedies.