what's even funnier are the people who still jump on metallica for it even after being told it's fake.
THE METALLICA STORY IS A FAKE!!! I REPEAT THE METALLICA STORY IS A FAKE!!! Click on the link. the website you are reading from supposedly is from MTV but notice on the address bar it is a completely different site. it's a fake i'm surprised some people haven't picked up on this yet???
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk who carried a gun and ran from the mob. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it. That does not make sense. Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor with a bunch of two-foot-tall Ewoks. That does not make sense. But more important, you have to ask yourself what does this have to do with this case. Nothing. Ladies and Gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case. It does not make sense. Look at me. I'm a lawyer representing a major, albeit washed up, metal band well passed their prime and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and Gentlemen I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense. And so you have to remember when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No. Ladies and Gentlemen of this supposed jury it does not make sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must find in our favor. I know Lars seems crazy. But ladies and gentlemen this is Chewbacca. Now think about that for one minute. That does not make sense. Why am I talking about Chewbacca when a band's livelihood is on the line? Why? I'll tell you why. I don't know. It doesn't make sense. If Chewbacca does not make sense you must find in favor of Lars. Here look at the monkey, look at the silly monkey. The plaintiff rests."
