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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by WildSweet&Cool, Nov 15, 2007.

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  1. blathersby

    blathersby Member

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    Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at
    ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall,
    and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice, and
    I've never been to Boston in the fall.

    And I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a
    stink bug, and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and
    I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings...
     
    #21 blathersby, Nov 15, 2007
  2. Mr. Clutch

    Mr. Clutch Member

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    I've never PITB (put it in the butt).
     
    #22 Mr. Clutch, Nov 15, 2007
  3. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    Poor Codell :(

    Believe it or not, I've never:

    Had sex with two women at the same time
    Been to South Padre even though I've been all over the world
    had a one night stand
    picked up a girl at a bar or night club
    snow skied
    dribble between my legs during a game
     
    #23 rockbox, Nov 15, 2007
  4. Invisible Fan

    Invisible Fan Member

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    ...been to Canada
    swam before
    hiked a mountain
    skiied
    sky dived
     
    #24 Invisible Fan, Nov 15, 2007
  5. Cannonball

    Cannonball Member

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    . . . screwed a 10. But once I screwed five 2's. :p
     
    #25 Cannonball, Nov 15, 2007
  6. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Smoked anything. Ever.
     
    #26 Xerobull, Nov 15, 2007
  7. Kam

    Kam Member

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    flown.
     
    #27 Kam, Nov 15, 2007
  8. The Drake

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    heard a U2 song I liked.
     
    #28 The Drake, Nov 15, 2007
  9. WildSweet&Cool

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    ...and I've never been to Boston in the fall.

    ('cause we're the pirates who don't do anything
    we just stay at home and lie around
    and if you ask us to do anything,
    we'll just tell you....)
     
    #29 WildSweet&Cool, Nov 15, 2007
  10. Mr. Clutch

    Mr. Clutch Member

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    At the same time? :confused:
     
    #30 Mr. Clutch, Nov 15, 2007
  11. XxShadyPinkxX

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    Believe it or not, I've never...

    -been ice skating.
    -been on an airplane.
    -been on a boat.
    -been out of state.
    -hated an ex.
    -understood the fascination with Jessica Alba.
    -had sex with more than one guy. (Just my current boyfriend.)
    -spoken more than a couple of sentences in Spanish.
    -liked a Mavs or Lakers fan.
     
    #31 XxShadyPinkxX, Nov 15, 2007
  12. Harrisment

    Harrisment Member

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    I can't believe there are people that have never had a BJ or smoked pot. That's hard for me to believe. Better you than me. :p
     
    #32 Harrisment, Nov 15, 2007
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  13. Yaozer

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    Believe it or not, I've never..

    met Clutch
    met 99% of the ppl in this board
    drank alcohol
    met any of my internetz gf's
    cheated on my internetz gf's
    had a real gf :( :D
    been happy
    been lonelier than now
    told a lie, not one!
    passed a test in my computer science class back in hs
    had to suck up so hard to a teacher to pass in that class
    had the balls to hit on random women that I don't know
    reached the age of 22, but who knows..
    drove a truck
    been picked on in school
    turned down cookies
    used the word "rafer" and "good" in the same sentence
    ^until now
    gotten the opportunity to use this smiley :eek:
     
    #33 Yaozer, Nov 15, 2007
  14. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    :eek:

    Believe it or not, I've never
    been ice skating
    had a threesome
    cheated on my wife (and I am MEXICAN!)

    I figured maybe I could do TWO of those three at one time. :D
     
    #34 SwoLy-D, Nov 15, 2007
  15. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    I forgot my most blatant one...

    I've never been out of the country. I haven't even been east. Wisconsin. Thats it.
     
    #35 moestavern19, Nov 15, 2007
  16. WildSweet&Cool

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    I've never smoked pot. Never even taken a hit. In my life, I've only had two opportunities to smoke pot, and I turned 'em both down.

    In fact, I've never done any illegal drugs in any way (except for drinking under age)

    I've received BJ's, though. :) :D :cool:
     
    #36 WildSweet&Cool, Nov 15, 2007
  17. BigTex

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    #37 BigTex, Nov 15, 2007
  18. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    -played poker (I don't know how)
    -picked up a girl at a bar (and I'm a musician :eek: )
    -had a job I've liked
    -been water skiing
    -had a girl break up with me
    -been able to stop posting on this site for more than a week or two
     
    #38 ima_drummer2k, Nov 15, 2007
  19. Mr. Clutch

    Mr. Clutch Member

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    I have never smoked pot. I have been around people smoking it, but did not partake.
     
    #39 Mr. Clutch, Nov 15, 2007
  20. conquistador#11

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    - tasted alcohol
     
    #40 conquistador#11, Nov 15, 2007
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