if you think the mazyar jokes are going to die down, then you don't know the power of clutchfans, we must obey our humor at others' expense...
what the hell is slap the elephants trunk after gym class? you went to school with mayzar? i never walked around touching other guys dicks.
If someone was good with photoshop, they could superimpose Ron Artest's face on Oden's, put him on the Rockets team bus as a background, and then you would have a perfect visual of what Les saw right before he decided Ron Ron would not be re-signed.
I've sent pictures of my erect penis to potential girlfriends in the past but never a full body/face pic. That's just plain stupid. And I don't consider myself a smart guy.
Per Blazers Edge: "A new low on the Blazers beat came when an unidentified and unfamiliar female media member asked Oden if he might be happy that the pictures came out because "everyone was impressed." Oden tilted his head to the side, shrugged his shoulders and chose his words carefully but seemed slightly rattled by the question." Brilliant.
