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Uhh Greg Oden? (NSFW)

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by sew, Jan 26, 2010.

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  1. MisterPink

    MisterPink Member

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    SUCKS for him man. Damn.
     
  2. finalsbound

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    you may now crown me master of the universe.
     
  3. DonkeyMagic

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    I feel bad for the guy, I mean he wanted to have his impact felt but he has just seemed to come up a little short. Maybe it was his over-exposure at draft time. He tried to come out strong at first but at the end of the day his efforts finished limp. He never seemed like that cocky of a dude but then again, i bare-ly knew him before the draft.

    Whatever happens i hope he can rectify and resurrect his career. His defense has been solid down low and he's a good ball hawk around the hole. On offense he certainly seems to like stuffing it home and pounding it in the middle whenever he can. WHat he needs to improve upon are his handling of the ball and a softer touch. You know, learn how to score in multiple positions. penis, dong, one eyed wiley, purple headed warrior.
     
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  4. Honey Bear

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    For going out of your way to lewdly state a 7 foot black athlete has a larger than normal penis? There's definitely a hidden agenda behind that comment - I'd rather crown you Captain Obvious.
     
  5. youknowme

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    LOL. Be honest. How long did it take you to make all that up??
     
  6. BarkleyHater84

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    LOL! Major ownage. BEST. POST. EVER.
     
  7. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    I read that as "master of my domain." whoooops.
     
  8. gwatson86

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    I lol'd at criticizing a comment as "lewd" in this of all threads.
     
  9. DonkeyMagic

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    surprisingly not that long. :(
     
  10. rocketsjudoka

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    I'm guessing he gets a lot of sucks..

    aw crap now I'm getting lewd too.. :mad:
     
  11. Honey Bear

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    The point of that post flew over your head. Women have different thought processes than men, and when one of them tries to act like one of the guys by throwing out a comment like that, there's a very obvious hidden agenda behind it. It's sneaky and I don't like that.

    Just saying it like it is. Blue 42. Set. Set. Hike.

    Shotgun. Shotgun. Shotgun.
     
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    wtfffffffffffffff :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :mad: :confused:
     
  13. DonkeyMagic

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  14. mfastx

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    ...quite a large penis.









    no homo
     
  15. The Real Shady

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    I guess it flew over my head to, but I don't see how a chick acknowledging a guy has a large penis is sneaky.

    If you're insecure about your own manhood then you have to learn to perfect going down on chicks like I did.
     
  16. finalsbound

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    dang, thanks. no one has ever called me "sneaky" before.

    now go back to your VIRILE HEROIC MASCULINE BRAVE activity of frotting with jimmy down the street.
     
  17. DwangBoy

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    With his NBA career plagued with injuries, maybe Oden is trying to advertise himself to the p*rn industry..
     
  18. The Real Shady

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    Mandingo has some competition.
     
  19. RedRedemption

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    Lmao. Tallest p*rn star in the world.
     
  20. King1

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    Subway needs to get him to endorse the $5 footlong
     
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