She's not your secretary, she's your mom. And he's not your driver, he drives all the kids on the short bus. Oh and he's ****ing the secretary.
haha, I'll avoid taking the bait and say that yes I know plenty of UH fans. I've worked at UH parts of the last two summers (including a half-summer in the athletic department), and everyone's been great. Although I will say that the UH-Rice rivalry probably means more to the average UH fan than the average Rice fan. I could be wrong about that, but it's the impression I get.