Types of guys you will always find playing pick-up ball

17. Well congrats DD.

 

I am definitely sweaty guy. Maybe overly aggressive guy too, but usually I end up on the ground or running into a fence / wall.

 

Ryan Bowen, is that you?

DD

 

My cover is blown.

 

I'm pretty sure you actually have more natural talent than Ryan Bowen.

I'd probably fall into the category of the tall guy who jacks up 3's. I hate when I'm playing with some guy who wants to keep telling me, "Post up, big man! Post up!" Yeah guy, I'm 6'4" all right, but I weigh all of about 150lbs soaking wet. I am the anti-Chuck.

 

The PG that sees all the openings and his lazy teamates inability to cut, backdoor, or set picks.



DD

 

God, if you play PG then how big are your centers and PFs?

 

i'm sometimes that guy. i love dishing out assists. it's a lot easier when my teammates move without the ball.

i can almost deal with any type of player except the "my calls are always right" guy.

 

Matt Schaub and Andre Johnson sighting.

 

LMAO great video. Illegal defense in pick-up ball, classic.

 

I call that the Al Bundy. Reliving the glory days of high school.

 

this should about cover it.
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I'm that guy. I'm the midget chuck hayes. No one gets position on me unless you are an athletic 230. Either you shoot over me or don't get any points.

 

at UH?

-asian guy
-let's play a full court game even though all we're gonna do is run fast breaks every play and jack up three's whenever possible guys

i swear nobody plays a regular half court streetball game at UH...so frustrating

 

The guy(s) who seem to be more interested in arguing about every play rather than playing.

 

That used to bother me until I discovered the fact that they were so sweaty allows you to slide past them on D. I know its gross but you take the advantage when you can.

 

ewwww. Really bro?

 

#28

Arm sleeve guy.

 

I do play tight D. I dont "body" anyone so its not a disgusting sweat fest. I play Shane Battier defense (square up, hand in face).

 

Guy who yells like he got hacked with an axe every single time he goes to the rim, regardless if he got touched or not.