Twins separated at birth finally reunite only to die in horrific wreck on the way to Disneyland

This just in: Man trapped at the bottom of the ocean for 2 days, drowns in his on bath tub.

Officers say, after returning home for the first time, he told family he wanted to draw a hot bath that he'd dreamed of during his ordeal, then go to bed for a few days. Unfortunately, due to going several days of no sleep, he fell asleep in the bath, instead of his bed.

 

Smothered in secret sauce.

 

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