Trying heroin for the first time in the coming week. Need users to guide me through this.

Just shoot it into your dick like everyone is saying. Probably useless anyway.

 

Yeah, man, you shouldnt heorin or alcohol. I mean, for the records.

 

You want to try heroin??? SMH!!!!..
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Worst. Idea. Ever.

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Yeah, I am thinking of selling my soul to the Debble. Thoughts? YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!!

 

I think you're a moron, and I hope your idiotic penchance for trying drugs, that are known to be highly addictive and destructive, won't get someone killed in the end.

 

If you want a safe way to try opiates, just jump off a building high enough where you won't kill yourself but you'll break a limb. When you get to the hospital, say your pain threshold is a 10. Next thing you know you're being injected by a clean sterilized needle from a licensed Emergency Room Physician or PA or RN with some morphine and all it cost you was a broken arm, your dignity and the copay from your mommy and daddy's insurance to fund your first opiate experience plus a weeks of rehab. You'll leave the hospital not addicted, not accused of being a junkie. Just a dumbass that for some reason decided to jump off a low raised building at an awkward angle. No one will be the wiser. I mean you just want to try it one time safely and judgment free don't you?

 

How does this joker have more rep points than me.

 

People, stop stopping the stupid suicidal people from doing stupid suicidal things! This is nature's way of cleansing the gene pool, and if you all keep telling him not to do it, his dna could potentially infect the general population forever.

OP, go for it man. Probably best to do it while lying in a coffin though.

 

I, for one, applaud your willingness to appear like an idiot online, applaud your progress to being trollific, am happy to serve up the attention you so obviously desire, and would like to request contact information about requesting your newsletter.

Do you have one of those facetweeter addresses/pages?

 

Probably a troll thread, but you shouldn't ever try heroin. Certain drugs like heroin and meth are in a group I like to call "not even once." If you must do drugs stick to low risk/high impact psychedelics like LSD, shrooms, etc.

 

He just meant incidentally, coincidentally or funnily. Even the way you're using ironic you probably mean paradoxical or oxymoronic.

 

Make sure Freebird is playing in the background, or that Louis agreed to walk up there with you.

 

"Need users to guide me through this..."

And we wonder why society has degenerated to this point...and why programs like this failed its mission:

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for personal reasons? versus what? public reasons?

stupidest drug in the world. stay away.

 

I don't remember jacoby ever being a troll, so I figured I'd relay my biggest drug experiences.

 

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what is it about your life thats lacking that you wanna shoot up heroin?

 

Clutchfans funeral meet up?

 

It must be The Rockets getting an early exit this year. He just needs a little pick me off the floor.

Go Rockets!

 

Damn dude it was only the first round of the playoffs! It's not like we lost the finals!