[Trolls] The Psychology of Clutchfans Biggest Dorks

Clutch is a 99er

 

No he's a Houston Rocket fan like the rest of us

 

LOL nice troll thread. I wonder what causes one to create abnormal attention-seeking threads like this.....perhaps we should talk it out.

 

Yes he's a 99er.

And no he's nothing like you.

He's the greatest rockets fan of all time .

 

Absurdist, checking in.

 

Should have added a poll.

 

I concur ...
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Holy ****- that's one of the most racist and stupid posts I've seen on CF. Unbelievable.

 

Stood the test of time for being blatantly racist.

Unless you think labeling a group of people who lean Asian-American in their posts as the Moo Goo Gai Pan group isn't racist. In which case, you're tone-deaf, son.

 

Hell yes. It's one thing to make a reasonable statement with something like "Joan Jett was the best female artist of the 80s." It's another thing to say, "Tiffany is an all-time great." Or the dude's obsession with Rudy Gay. What is in the top 5.

 

A primer that would fit right in with the Republican presidential candidate of 2016. Brilliant.

In an effort to provide a primer to the right-leaning posters of the D&D, I've created the below guide to our liberal posters. This is not meant to be insulting to any left-leaning poster – that's not my point. I've tried to objectively classify each of the more frequent posters of the left, in an effort to assist the right leaning posters to recognize bias, contextual clues and trends in the liberals' posts.

Type 1: The Streisands. Extreme left-wing – their ideas are so far out there that they teeter on the edge of socialism or worse. They're waaaaaay out there – the far left of the left. Among their typical targets: successful people, Christians, those with strong moral codes. Strong underlying anger factor, leading to periodic fits and outbursts.
• Batman Jones
• FranchiseBlade
• Carl Herrera
• thadeus
• glynch

Type 2: The Vesuvius liberals. "Blinded by hate and bias" – likely suffered a traumatic event in the past to the point that their frustration and even hatred are close to reaching a boiling point. They could literally crack at any moment, and they have a history of cracking in the D&D.
• GladiatoRowdy
• Sweet Lou 4 2
• Deckard (also specializes in ensuring everybody knows how old he is by trying to bring up something that happened 30-40 years ago)

Type 3: The dog pile. "Pure-play pilers-on" -- Limited critical thinking, limited original thought. Likely younger or inexperienced posters. These are the "liberal pile-on specialists" who come in after the fact and snipe, without offering a well though-out point of view. Insults are common among this bunch, also.
• mcmark
• RedRedemption
• Zboy
• QdoubleA
• Rocketman95
• Qball
• vlaurelio
• Air Langhi
• moestavern19

Type 4: The White Knights. Racism "white knights", that is – guys who go out of their way to ensure nobody thinks they're racist, to the point that they slander and try to villain-ize non-racist posters who question Obama or Trayvon, as an example.
• Across110thstreet
• CometsWin

Type 5: The Quanells. African-American-only fans – they limit most of their posts to biased offerings that support African American positions
• Lil Pun
• Codman
• Javal_lon
• Kwame
• plutoblue11
• amaru
• joliver325
• sjackson0
• krosfyah
• T.Mcgrady
• dwil8686
• da1
• Rocket River
• Pgabriel (although he's more balanced than the rest of this lot)

Type 6: The Allahu Akbars. Muslim-issue-only fans – these guys are the defenders of all things Islam, and mostly only show up in Muslim related threads
• Adeelsiddiqui
• Mathloom
• Baqui99
• BrownBeast99
• Hydhypedplaya
• NMS_is_the_Best
• trustme
• stthomsfinest
• vaids13

Type 7: The Moo Goo Gai Pans. Asian-issue-only fans. They'll frequently insert gratuitous references about China or something else from Asia
• Pirc1
• Rocketsjudoka

Type 8: Bernanke's jockstrap (BJs) . Central bank interns whose sole objective is to try to inject something they learned about the central bank of some second tier country into each post
• Northside Storm

Type 9: The Jerry Lewis's. Posters who have "given up" and now simply post "the absurd"
• SamFisher
• KingCheetah

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"Rarely do we find men who willingly engage in hard, solid thinking. There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think."

--Martin Luther King, Jr.

 

GARM:
Good vs evil

 

Instead of calling people out and making them feel bad, why not try to do some good. Do something nice that might change posters from being trolls to something more 99er-worthy.

Maybe veteran posters like DD, tinman, and Swoley can provide free webinars or workshops that can help elevate other posters with lesser knowledge and CF-smarts like myself.

 

lmao... looks like dandorotik had some drinks last night, decided to come onto clutchfans and then proceed to completely melt down.

dan - you should never post D&D content in the hangout - that's a clear rule and you should know better

 

I think dan is the worst "multiposter" guy in the same thread. All in a row.

 

dandorotik has the funniest (and most pathetic) meltdowns.

Keep D&D out of the hangout.