[Trolls] The Psychology of Clutchfans Biggest Dorks

All I know is Dudewah is a scrub
He's on the passenger side of his best friend's ride
trying to holler at TLC

 

Clutch City rules and the 99ers will never stop talking about it

 

90s NBA was the best NBA.

 

I know plenty of Bobbys. He is an enlisted man who believes he is an 'intellectual' because his military occupation was 'intelligence' which doesn't mean anything as an enlisted high school graduate. Anyone can choose that MOS as long as they receive a high enough avsab score and when I mean 'high enough' I mean if you can graduate from high school you probably are 'high enough'. The avsvab is a joke.

I remember one epic thread where Bobby and me were flinging poo at each other and he discredited me as 'not intelligent' because I chose infantry for my military occupation. He just couldn't grasp the concept that I could have chosen any enlisted occupation I wanted that obviously wasn't full at the moment and I voluntarily chose infantry because I wanted to be in direct combat arms. Unlike Bobby, I understood that my 4 year military enlistment was not to obtain an education. My 4 years of college after my service is my education. He just couldn't grasp that very simple concept. So then he disparaged every direct combat arms personnel in the military as idiots and blocked me. What a tool and also what a idiot.

He also believes that his time as an enlisted man in Iraq made him an expert in Middle Eastern affairs. The man has severe unmerited hubris and delusions of grandeur.

 

So much hatred in this thread.

We all could use a little bit of Jesus to lighten things up.

 

Amen.

 

D&D is spilling into the real world again. Time for sanitation.

 

Tinman trolling a thread about trolls.

 

I understand that there is jealousy against the 99ers

It's like you guys are the Gin Blossoms

 

I understand there are battles in the D&D,

but in the GARM and Dish people have insulted CLUTCH (#1, GOAT)

that's why every LOF and TOF must be wiped off Clutchfans like they were bugs on a windshield

 

tbh 2002 isn't too far removed. Gotta tip my hate off to stu as well as other people joining before 04'.

 

Im older and have been a fan longer than you so that obviously makes me more important and respectable 99ers FTW

 

Hi I listen to Drake and watch the Kardasians and post selfies all day
I don't believe that the Rockets have ever won a title because I never saw it happen on the illegal stream I got from russia

 

I've been here all summer.

 

I come dust

 

Let's all come together and fap together.


My bible's rusty, maybe it's the other way around.

 

Don't bring Drake into this!

 

I have nothing against younger fans just fake Rockets fans

and enemies of the truth.

for example, there are plenty of fans of a certain player here who hate the truth, which i represent

they try to bring up a scenario to make up for their favorite player's lack of success during his rocket's tenure

you know what the best scenario is?

it's this:

Spoiler

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Brian Chapman is one of the most epic trolls in clutchfans history.