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[Trolls] The Psychology of Clutchfans Biggest Dorks

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by el gnomo, Jun 10, 2016.

  1. FishBulb913

    FishBulb913 Member

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    No way haha I always enjoy a hotballa thread!
     
  2. Dubious

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    I always wonder what circumstances allow people to post on here all day every day. I mean I'm old and semi-retired with very few commitments but I still have to leave the house from time to time.
     
  3. Jontro

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    We carry the internet with us in our pocket everywhere we go. I also ignore my friends when I'm out with them and browse CF all day.
     
  4. Jugdish

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    No, he kept going on and on about what someone actually does--like physically--when praying for someone, after a poster said they'd pray for another poster.

    Do you go to church and meet with the deacon? Do you kneel at your bedside?

    Stuff like that.
     
  5. moestavern19

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    There is no list without what
     
  6. ima_drummer2k

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    A lot of us have boring jobs. Or at least in my case, a job that is only exciting around the beginning and end of every quarter. 99.999999% of my MANY posts come between 7 and 4 on weekdays.

    The people on here are much more interesting that the dullards I work with every day. Frankly I'd rather just talk to you guys all day.
     
  7. studogg

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    no tinman or bballholic?

    blasphemous
     
  8. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    What about FTWRocketsFTW?

    Also, sometimes I get trolly. I'll admit it.
     
  9. Duncan McDonuts

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    ClutchFans is life.

    I have ClutchFans tattooed on my back and Clutch's face on my chest.
     
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  10. ROXTXIA

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    I'll go you one better. Posters with more than one username so they can hide just how many g.d. posts they have on this site in a short period of time. And a lot of those posts are, like, you know, totally wordy, like, War and Peace wordy.

    Not naming any names.....

    You mean, "Morey is horrific, he sucks and I don't mean in a good way, just standing next to Morey I can feel my double chin sprout and my love handles increase at an alarming rate, Harden is worse than the plague, J.J. 'Fatt' is an overrated turd"?

    What about him?

    :p
     
  11. el gnomo

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    Haha some pretty funny responses so far, but I am seriously curious about what causes the deep emotional issues in these people to feel the need to attention-seek on an anonymous internet forum catering to Houston Rockets basketball.
     
  12. el gnomo

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    Jontro doesn't troll. Talking about fapping to everything is simply the truth that everyone is afraid to admit.
     
  13. el gnomo

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    My bad... I obviously missed a few, so everyone can feel free to add people(?) to this thread.
     
  14. marky :)

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    I don't think Bobby trolls.

    WTFRocketsWTF however needs to be put down.
     
  15. tinman

    tinman 999999999
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    speaking the truth is not trolling

    plus no 99er can troll clutchfans because 99ers are the original members of clutchfans

    we are the genesis

    in this land of confusion
     
  16. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    Ok, you troll sometimes. Be man or woman enough to admit it.
     
  17. Rodman23

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    the iceream guy is a troll from the sports section of the bodybuilding .com forum. he posts the exact same threads on both forums. I've negged him over there before. no one should take him seriously. he just has a lot of free time.

    i like ronny and bobby
     
  18. el gnomo

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    I don't think anyone takes icecream seriously... and I don't really have a problem with Ronny/Bobby. Only trying to figure out what causes this type of behavior. So weird.
     
  19. el gnomo

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    There's a difference between a nerd and a dork. Nerds are smart and make stuff happen (i.e. Silicon Valley). Dorks are losers that have nothing better to do than troll for attention.
     
  20. steddinotayto

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    Because in their real lives they are not afforded the opportunity to sound off like they do on here. That or their parents never hugged them.

    That's what I tell myself everytime I see a post from swyyyguy.
     

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