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Trevor Bauer

Discussion in 'Houston Astros' started by RocketsFan11, May 4, 2023.

  1. cmlmel77

    cmlmel77 Up all Night Watching Houston Sports
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    You are laughing your ass off off off off off off off off about a hypothetical you invented? That says a lot more about you than about any "flakes" you perceive.

    Bauer is a horrible person. He reached for an Astros hat because they just had two pitchers go down and he is a narcissistic attention w**** -- a profile that it sounds like you appreciate.
     
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  2. Qan

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    Man fck that guy. He has always been an Astros hater, always spreading fake rumors about them, and takes cheap shots at them whenever he could. So now he wants to sign with the Astros? He's a weird ass psychopath, with a penchant of doing stupid sht.
     
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  3. Houstunna

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    Fans talking about they will stop being fans....

    The empowerment *ass kiss* continues -- that's why the divorce rate is what it is and your taxes increase.

    Good thing the Astros likely don't need more pitching.
     
  4. Salvy

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    If The Astros bring Bauer I'll start watching them again.... Would be the best move this worthless GM has done for us so far.
     
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  5. Qan

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    I won't stop being an Astros fan if they sign that doucebag. I just don't like his attitude or what he had said about the Astros. He's a snake. I doubt the Astros sign him, they can't even find it in themselves to get rid of Abreu so no way they have the balls to sign the *******.
     
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  6. vince

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    I find it interesting if the report about the Astros requesting a private workout may be true? He’s still extremely talented, but seems deeply disturbed.
     
  7. ASTR0nomical

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    You got me all wrong scooter. Im laughing at you, not some "hypothetical you invented." Which in stone says nothing about me, but you're always be a flake.

    And you're right, bauer is a terrible person. In fact, hes a flake just like you are. I dont care if the Astros sign him or not, but he is a baseball player and he may or may not help the Astros win games. I dont get emotional about what players do outside the field. Whoever the Astros sign doesn't affect me in any way, shape, or form. Didnt bother me when they signed Osuna or that they cheated with sign stealing, and it didnt bother you either cause you're still here as a fan. So why your moral fiber sprang into action now is comical.

    The only thing I appreciate is Im still alive and able to watch 162 Astros games on TV. But yall did sound like clowns when people started posting about not being Astros fans if they signed bauer, LMAOOOOOO
     
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  8. Kphorns14

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    F it why not… he was set up and found innocent. He’s a nut case, but maybe this team needs a nut case lol. I know he has a negative past with the team but let’s say JV, Bregman and Altuve are cool with it then why not? He’s cheap with a high upside at a position of desperate need. It’ll also bring a lot of hate to the team, something they’ve strived on in the past.
     
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  9. cmlmel77

    cmlmel77 Up all Night Watching Houston Sports
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    Well, as I never wrote here until your idiocy popped up, you aren’t laughing at me. And literally no one said anything about leaving for Canada, which is why it your entire post was a random hypothetical straw man.

    But, I don’t expect you to understand any of that, as it is fact based and not something you can address with an acronym, emoji, or even a picture of large breasts. And without those tools, you have nothing.
     
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    cmlmel77 Up all Night Watching Houston Sports
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    I would like to imagine this conversation happening in some kitchen or text thread in Houston:

    “I don’t like Bauer and won’t support my team signing him.”
    “LMAOOOO, that’s called empowerment”
    “Um, yes, I guess so in that I have the ‘power’ to choose who I root for”
    “Yeah, well, that’s why we have high taxes. ROFLLLLL”
    “I’m not sure how that follows, but in any case we don’t, really - among the lowest in the developed world … “
    “Shut up, I want a divorce [insert picture of woman with big breasts]
    “Sold”
     
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    Some truly atrocious takes over the last couple of pages. Bottom line, wherever your moral compass points (or even if some of you have none), Bauer was never going to be the difference between this team making the playoffs or not. And the POS is not worth the massive headache and media circus that signing him would create. **** Bauer. If the season ends up a bust, you retool and get ready for the future. But he's not the savior some of you are making him out to be.
     
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    That's a parody account
     
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  13. vince

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    I saw her tweet mentioned on a Sports Illustrated article I was reading, so I thought maybe it was legit.

    I wonder if any team will give Bauer another shot at the MLB? I know he’s been exonerated of any legal crimes. But the fact remains that he gets off beating up women, regardless of if his partners are into it themselves.

    I personally doubt the Astros ever pursue a person entangled in any sort of domestic abuse allegations, especially after the backlash they got after the Roberto Osuna fiasco.

    I hope they don’t go after Bauer. With Verlander, Blanco, and Valdez the Astros have a strong 3 top of the rotation group. And Garcia and McCullers appear to be a month away. Hader, Abreu, Seth Martinez, Montero, have all settled down nicely. So far the only main bullpen guy who is still struggling is Ryan Pressley.

    I think they have enough to sneak into the playoffs as they are without going for a guy like Bauer that oozes toxicity.
     
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    It's so easy to spot the crazies. Lizard people believing, Qanon conspiracy theorists, commie Putin lovers.
    We don't want a guy who beats the **** out of a woman's face after you choke them out, regardless if they want it rough or not. That takes a special kind of azzhole. Typically the kind that routes on convicted sexual assault politicians.
     
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    She is the writer for Fax Sports... a parody account...
     
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  17. lnchan

    lnchan Sugar Land Leonard
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    Sports Illustrated builds a lot of articles on AI now.
     
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  18. vince

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    I did not know that.. eek

    Is that the reason they fired all of the repots few month ago? Technology is getting very scary, because it’s getting so advanced that at some point we can’t undo what’s been started.
     
  19. Snake Diggit

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    **** me. How stupid can you be. If crane does this he deserves 150% of the backlash he gets.
     
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  20. Qan

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    Damn we desperate enough I guess....
     

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