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You must not know how to control the "splash."

 

I just throw some toilet paper in the toilet, thus the splash doesn't occur.

 

**** first, pee second. It's not that difficult brah.

 

I flush with my urine. True story.

Not really true story

 

People still flush? I just walk away like a sir.

 

Do both at the same time...

 

If it's brown flush it down. Yellow? Let it mellow.

 

You should also flush after each turd log. Some jerk in the office at work will sit there for 15 minutes on the toilet, letting his turd logs stink up the entire bathroom. If you flush after every turd, then it doesn't smell up the bathroom.

 

Heck no, gotta save the world one toilet at a time. Save some water.

 

lol earth doesn't lose water by flushing a toilet

 

Piss before you crap? That doesn't happen very often.

 

Cool thread brah

 

****ing hate people that don't courtesy flush, it's as if they enjoy the aroma.

 

Basking in the ambiance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w41WFF42bn8&sns=em