Training Camp Day 2

I heard Yao has been posting on this board and his screenname is Amed.

 

Does anyone on this board feel a little jealous that clutch has had so many one on one sessions with Yao in two days? Maybe Yao will invite clutch to dine in his restaurant so that they will have a better Q&A session?

 

Nope. I was informed by someone close to clutch that his screen name is Charvo.

 

amed? LOL. Clutch would have to ban amed if Yao's gonna come here to read all his crap.

 

You're the man now, dog!

 

Great work Clutch.

Ask Moochie if the Fro is coming back.
Ask Ewing what the best strip clubs in Houston are.
Ask Yao what his favorite American entertainment is.
Ask T-MAC if he needs a new driver for his Maybach.

 

Ask Yaowhat he would like to accomplish personally this season.
Ask T-Mac which aspect of his game he worked the most on during the summer and how much muscle weight he added.
Ask Ewing if he can help Yao be tougher to help him get to the next level.
Ask JVG who worked the hardest during the summer (he said that some guys worked harder than others)
Ask Bullard why he is so boring and unexciting and ask Les if we can have Calvin back.

 

So what was the one last question you had for him, or is that the teaser to read your write-up........

Great job though.......

 

Oh you can kiss the fattest part of my ass. The 10 seconds I spent in an elevator with Bull at the Toyota Center were the most exciting of my life.

 

if i could be clutch for a day....

 

You'd be cancer-free.

Opps. I missed the "be" part of your post.

 

Clutch you're living all our fansty right now with these past 2 days.. You're so damn lucky

My question
I'd ask Jon Berry if he would ever think of being a coach in the NBA or working along side JVG and coaching with the Rockets after he is done with his playing days..

 

Bullard and fat ass in the same elevator. What's going on there?

 

I think Jon has actually been planning for a while now going into a career of broadcasting once he retires.

 

Don't you mean Clutch and his sidekick Skip???

 

Clutch, try asking TMac if he is going to try knocking down 3´s from half-court

 

Ask Rafer if how he plans on getting Yao involved?...followup, Does he think the Rockets are anywhere near the level of the Spurs and Heat?

Thanks Clutch...you make me feel special.

 

I hope not. The exchange between him and Yao is going to be very interesting. I can't wait to see it. By the way, I suggest Yao begins their discussion with a question something like this:

"I am humble and respectful. I am a good person in general. I am 7'5" and on top of that I have skills too. And most important, I am a Houston Rocket and you claim to be a Rockets fan. So why do you dislike me?"

 

he will wear 12

 

Yeah, Clutch, we're all living vicariously through you. Make us proud!

I'd ask the bench backcourt players if they're gonna use the same hand gesture as last year, or have they retired it and replaced it with a new one.

I'd ask Sura if he's heard the one about Sura fainting.

I'd ask TMac if it's even possible to score 30 points a game with such a potent surrounding cast.

I'd ask Yao who he thinks will have the most dunks on the team this year - himself, Stro Swift or other.

I'd ask Luther Head who's bags are the heaviest