Well, it's a wild guess, but I'll take a stab at number 2. Is it a woman who will have sex in return for a pizza?
Where are the guys that always say no picture, no proof? I think the only exception to the no picture, no proof rule is Matt Maloney. Every two and a half months or so, it's a Yeah, I saw Maloney at 24 hour fitness cleaning up some scrubs, or yeah, he had three hot chicks with him at that club, or he was at this concert/show with some guys, or he was out collecting my garbage this morning. Matt Maloney is the man.
That's simply because Matt Maloney is a larger than legend figure, even reaching folklore status. Any tale regarding his current endeavours can be taken as fact without proof because, hell, if you didn't see him play with the Rockets, you wouldn't ever believe just how bad he was.
My kitchen is strewn with trash and crumbs from Guendis and chunks of crust from Pisa ho, but I can't clean up because my bacuncliner is clogged, and I can't afford a new one because guachinton makes me pay too much incontas.
How they were speaking can't be generalised into just 'young people talk'. It's really more of an urban speech that people, influenced by the hip-hop culture, use. You can always see it as another dialect of English (e.g. Welsh English).
I get it now. The guy asks T-Mac for money and T-Mac replies: The IRS is vacuum cleaning my money, I pay a lot if income tax.
