The Houston Rockets Special Edition sports vehicle will, or is only guaranteed to, run on the first three quarters of a tank of gas, after which all passing power is shut down and may result in vehicle turnover. Please check all points to verify proper function. Occasionally after a brief sputter, the vehicle will finish off a full tank and actually reach the destination. Just don't expect it after the first five to six complete tanks but about every second to third trip. Vehicle performance may bring about nausea and/or may induce vomitting. It is not advised that this sports vehicle model be used as your only means of entertainment / transportation / recreation. Please only invest in this model if you are willing to pay the price and ride it out for the duration. Should you happen to notice a short male-pattern balding person looking very bitter and depressed in your backseat, do not be alarmed, he does not have a clue why he is here either. This phenomena is known as an "east coast" offense, and should be regarded as unharmful. The only real offensive occurrence is that he is in your back seat trying to drive for you. He should be regarded as no real threat to you, or any other drivers in the west. His best advice is "defensive driving," to which you may reply, "you'd have to get a speeding ticket first... and you don't move fast enough for that to happen." To which he will reply, "put on the brakes anyway, I'm driving here." And I haven't a clue where this has gone.
With all the hilarious posts here, I think we now know why there is no Toyota ediction vehicle. -- droxford
