I have some more encourgement...lol Don't some of the most beautiful mammals, birds and fish in the world confuse their predators by running around in random directions, screaming and jumping. So, you can still be a beautiful Alpha Zebra to your family. Well, except for the whole deal that Zebra's don't consider mice to be predators.
I remember when I saw my first mouse. I was very young at watching TV in the kitchen late one night. I saw it run across the floor, I stood on a chair and yelled for my mum. Anyway she runs down from her bedroom with a broom. She thought I'd been yelling that there was a MNA in the kitchen. It was very funny despite how scared I was. Im not scared of mice any more. At my old place we got a mouse and the bloody thing decided to live in my room. I;d lie in bed at night and could hear it under my bed. So I set a trap and found it dead a couple of days later. Not a problem. I HATE spiders. Especially when they are big ones. I also hate bee's and wasps. Yeah, real tough guy I am
i've done that before in my own kitchen. I guess mice haven't really bothered me since I was in High School. I worked at a local DQ and the store backed up to a wodded area. we used to get field mice on the back porch all the time. We never had them in the restaraunt but they would come onto the back area because that is where we stored the garbage until after we closed and we took it out to the dumpster. The mice tended to climb up into empty boxes where they would be stuck. When we came out to take the trash out there were occasionally 2 or 3 in boxes. We just took a broom and smashed their heads with the handle. Since then I have had no problems with mice. If I see one and am fast enough I will just stomp it to death. I do the same thing to small snakes. The school I work at is also near some woods and people leave the doors open sometimes. Snakes seem to wander in and if I see them I just stomp them, unless they are huge. Then I run away screaming like a baby
Hey AB, The ban has been lifted and Ozzy Osbourne is permitted in Texas again. Invite him over, he can at least behead it.
Funny stuff and great stories. That b*stard ate the cheese from the trap and could be still in the room. I somehow think that he is laughing at me and getting full at the same time. If he doesn't die tonight I'm calling in Castor, KingC's cat, Drexlerfan's moms foot (that thing is lethal), Chuck Norris and Ozzie Osborne.
I HATE COCKROACHS! Last summer, I was attacked by so many bugs in houston while i was trying to sleep. It sucked
R.I.P. (?-2002) "Before he went to bed He thought he might get fed He tried to tease tasted the cheese then the rat trap squashed his head"
I serve and protect my precious spouse I am the alpha wolf of the house Stand back. . .have no fear Another Brother is here EEEEEK! close the door it's Another Mouse
Another Brother has reclaimed his manhood. Now stuff it and mount it on a trophy plaque and send picture !HERE
You're not out of the woods just yet, Beastmaster. For every one mouse or roach you see in the house, there are another 10 in the walls.
ill come over, inject an insulinoma tumor into it, measure its blood glucose and plasma insulin levels for a couple of weeks before he becomes hypoglycemic. then i remove the tumor, sew him back up, wait a couple of day then take its pancreas. stain the pancreas for proliferating cells and insulin and try and discover where islets come from. or you could cook it...mmmmmmmmm rodent...
