Deathadder. Black Plague. Soul Devourer. Danger Kitty. Ming the Merciless. Hardcore. Explosivo. Major Applewhite.
How bout: BigDick McGee Stone Cold Crazy Kitty Hell's Kitty Kelvin Cat-O Exorcat Demona Junkyard Cat Lion
I can't think of any vicious names, except maybe Malakai, or Damian...but my Dalmation has some tips for you on how to bathe your kitten... 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water. 3. Obtain the cat and carry him to the bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything he can find. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective. 6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself. Sincerely, The DOG
Mean, cute, ethical (so no Damian) and easy to pronounce. Crusher? I'm leaning towards Tyrone or Tayshawn.
The best cat name ever: <b>Textured Cat Protein</b> from www.ratbastard.org <i>An Open Letter to Mr. Ratbastard from Textured Cat Protein Dear Mr. Ratbastard, I appreciate you rescuing me from the Animal Shelter last month. Things were unpleasant there. My cage smelled. The food was bad. And the other cats were insolent to me. Now that we've dispensed with the pleasantries, we need to establish some ground rules here. You're new to this cat-business. And lucky me, I get to break you in. First of all, stop buying me all those dip-**** scratching posts, cat-nip bags, sproingy toys, rubber balls, rubber mice, etc., You've spent hundreds of dollars on this bric-a-brac. And what has it gotten you? Do they amuse me? Have I even acknowledged their existence? Do I ever plan to? I think not! I already have all the toys I need: your ChapStick tube, a Q-Tip, the draw-string from your pajamas, and my own feces. Secondly, you will stop spraying me with the water bottle as punishment for clawing things. You don't punish me, jack-ass. I punish you. Remember that. And if I wish to claw your furniture, your leg, your arms, or anything else that resides in my apartment, then I will do so when-so-ever it pleases me. Your efforts to dissuade me by spraying me with the water bottle will come to naught. *******! If this friendly warning is not enough to convince you, think on this... You like giving me showers? I can give showers too, mother-****er. Although the showers I give are more of the "Golden" variety, if you know what I mean. Lemme break it down for you. You spend approximately 9 hours per day in your apartment. During which time, you are fast asleep for approximately 6.5 hours. That means that 21.5 hours out of the day, the apartment is mine. All mine. I have free reign over this domicile and everything in it. As such, if I want to pee all over your bed, your clothes, your lovely new couch, your antique Jacobean drop-leaf table, or anything else that exists in my apartment then I will do so. You can't stop me if you can't see me. And unless you plan on quitting your job and staying home all day, every day, then you'd better get used to the fact that all of your **** is now mine. And I shall dispense with it as I please. I trust this friendly warning was sufficient to convince you. I would hate to implement any of the threats laid out in this missive. Don't try me, boy. Signed, Textured Cat Protein, The New Management</i>
I GOT IT! Leroy Brown Baddest kitten in the whole damn town. Badder than old King Kong. Meaner than a Junk Yard Dog.
And only 7 hours after mr_gootan. Good job Vengeance. How about Bealzebub, Lucifer, Satan, the Dark Prince, he Prince of Darkness, etc. Can't get much worse than that cat. Or maybe Mobes, he has no conscience.
