Top Ten Things I've Learned On The Clutch City BBS...

I did a few shows for CK, but no shoots. Underwear, yes. That's not what the billboard was for, though. Underwear shows are the best...one time they actually, no joke, had me sitting in my skivies reading a newspaper and pretending to sip a cup of cofee for 5 minutes...on stage...strange stuff they come up with, those folk...On the off chance that someone reading was at that show, hi there! Cause I doubt there have been too many like that...

I have this hilarious story about a show I did where Karl Lagerfeld, if anyone knows who that is, showed up to give us a 'pep talk'...minutes before the show...but you rprobably had to be there...

 

Lol! Not even for the bucks...

 

Hardly a supermodel...seriously, when I was modeling there weren't any male supermodels, and if there were I certainly wasn't among them. I made a lot of money, and met a few big wigs, but within that industry that's not saying much. I knew a lot of the right people, had a good agent, and did ok, but was nowhere near the top earners, partly because I was always doing other things. Never met D. Versace to speak to...might have been at some parties...but again, in that world, with all the sex, drugs, and plastic people it's kind of a blur.

But as a male model we were both treated better, and really just accessories. I did know a few big name models, the one of the 'name' models I knew pretty well was Veronica Webb...Not friends, but chatted enogh to know each other on sight...was supposed to be set up with Shalom Harlow, and said no...*banging head... "...Here's a story.

A buddy I made modeling and i were of the same opinion about most women, which is strange, because I'm pretty picky, and neither of us thought that Linda Evangelista was hot at all...not a bit...and she was at a party we were at, and he went over to meet her, and came back just drooling...serious jones...so she must have some kind of magnetism in person, cause he was way past being a star-f*cker...


Edit: Just listened to the first Cho thing on Karl...absolutely bang on! That f*cking fan! Like a freaking humingbird, that thing...always aflutter...and he is absolutely and completely a ***, as opposed to gay. He never hit on me, thank God, but he had this way of looking at you that creeped you out to the chore. I'm talking like we ran in the same circles, only met him the once, but it was memorable...

 

AAAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!


Don't bring back the nightmares!!!


God, he is seriously someone you have to see in the flesh to understand or believe. He's like a total parody of someone else who themselves deserve mention.


ANd he's got this weird combination guttural German accent and faggy lisp...It'll freak you out, no end...

 

You have met Karl AND my all time favorite tennis player?!?!? Who are you people!?!?? And when are we hooking up?

 

No...sadly she ducked the last part of the post, which is telling. Besides I'm not sure making a porno was on the menu...I've seen pictures of Jeff, and there is no way I'm getting naked in front of that man, let alone with his wife.

 

Interesting shot...she's looked better. It was also, on reflection, a bit of an oversimplification to say I said 'no' to Shalom. She wasn't somone known at the time, we had a mutual friend who thought we'd really hit it off and wanted to set it up, she said Shalom was cool with it, but I said no...not to Shalom in particular, I had no idea who she was...just to being set up.