Barkley on TNT: Lakers are the best team in the West, they will win several champs in next two years.
nice find i cant wait until the nba starts on TNT again just to see him weekly. the three of them (ernie, Kenny and chuck) are the best trio doing a sports related show on tv today imo
Charles Barkley commenting on a game he couldn't play in: "We suffered without me." (As reported by a poet visiting the University of Houston.)
The place will never lack laughters where there is a charles barkley. leave his hilariuos comments aside, Barkley is still a great legend in NBA's history even though he hasn't won a championship.Charles may no be the best one but no other nba legend has such a remarkable gift for humor.I assume Barkley made all these comments on purpose in order to release the tensive atmosphere in the stadium.
great!!! that's a perfect #1 imo I actually hung out with Charles all night on the 5th of this month... We were both in LA for the Stand Up to Cancer event and I ended up partying with him that night at the Roosevelt hotel. He was talking **** all night it was funny... He bought us all a bunch of drinks and my girl friend actually got a picture of Charles sitting in my lap! He was coming back from the bar and just straight up sat on me... I'm only 5' 8" 145lbs so he basically crushed me and I told him he had a boney ass. He said the Rockets are going to be tough as long as Ron Artest keeps his head screwed on and if Yao can stay healthy.
I am skeptical, very skeptical. Do you have a picture? Charles on a rocket fan's lap is something special.
I'll try and get a copy of the picture... its on my long time girl friend's camera who is pissed off at me for hooking up with some slut while I was in LA. She says she'll send it to me, but I'm not sure how long it will take... REST ASSURED that once I have that photo, clutchfans.net will not be the only internet forums that it will be plastered on! COMING SOON, SIR CHARLES ON MY LAP!!
My favs...: 41. "I had to explain to my daughter why that skank Monica Lewinski has an hour special on HBO this weekend." 25. After Kevin Garnett threw a ball into the crowd out of frustration and was ejected. They showed footage of the man that got hit by the ball being taken away in a stretcher and his daughter was crying. Charles commented that players take passes to the face all the time. He topped it off by saying: "You know why that little girl's crying? It's because she's thinking 'my daddy's a wussy'".
You must have missed this quote by Charles: He's also a Clinton suppoter. So I think he's voting Obama.
7. "When I was recruited at Auburn [university], they took me to a strip joint. When I saw those t*tties on Buffy, I knew that Auburn met my academic requirements." LOL! That is some good stuff!
One of my favorite Barkley quotes was when he refered to the Trailblazers: "they run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer".
I just don't get it. Without looking at the name - i could pick out every post you make and know for a fact that you were the poster. I started off thinking that you're intentionally sounding the way you do to deliberately get attention and be flamed - but now as the ridiculous posts begin to add up. I'm under the belief that you are being dead serious when you post I don't know which is more shocking. You are by far the worst poster on this board.
Go easy. I for one, am a big Alby fan. I hope Albert doesnt get upset about me repeating this, but incase you missed it he mentioned in another thread that he has a slight mental handicap. Keep up the good work Albert, I am thoroughly enjoying your posts.
