Top 100 reasons, Why I Hate K. Malone!!

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Hopefully Malone's bad karma will catch up with him.

Yeah, like maybe he'll blow some free throws in the biggest game of his career, costing his team a Championship?

Or wait, maybe he'll get stripped faster than a $10 hooker on the biggest stage of his profession, again blowing a Championship?

Or maybe he'll clank a 16 foot wide open jumper off the rim at the buzzer of a decisive 5th game against the Mavericks?

Or maybe he'll epitomize the term "hypocrite" by criticizing Byron Scott for gravy training for the Lakers, and then decide to do the exact same?

Perhaps he'll play for the same team for 18 years, earning the respect, love, and praise of an entire state - and then, after he finally admits to himself that he was never good enough to win it all on his own, he'll barter his loyalty in exchange for a second fiddle run at a title, that inevitably comes up short. And in doing so, he'll alienate the fans of the team that revered him for 18 years, and expose himself to all as a wild egomaniac.

Malone's karma has caught up with him, and it continues to do so. Its sad really - Malone didn't have to be a dirty player, he could have been great playing the way the game is intended. But instead he chose to be a thug, and that's a big part of the reason why he's the biggest choker of my generation.

 

No, his tag partner was Diamond Dallas Paige. They lost to Hogan/Rodman at the PPV.


#60. Older women think he's handsome.

 

#62 He leaves the seat up after using the toilet.

 

61. Because he supposedly "took a paycut" to play for the quakers. That's more than I'll ever earn in a year. And he'll probably use that money to buy steroids to shrink his ever shrinking genitalia bc thats the way his bf (stockton) likes it.




side note : rodman annoyed the hell out of malone in that finals series, dosed him up his own medicine. That's probably the only time I rooted for Rodman.

 

63. Because even Stockton had the dignity to retire with the team they built together.

 

'Caus he don' play faih

 

Let's keep it going...almost to 100.

#65. B/C he's arrogant just like the rest of the Fakers

 

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and that's all I will steal from this wonderful site

 

Remember when there was a rumor that he had been killed in a car accident along with Antione Carr?

Ahhh those were the days.

66. He won't die.

 

67. Because he ain't no dang Jack London, thats why.

 

68. He takes too many napkins at Taco Bell, and ends up throwing them away.

 

appropriately the 69th reason..



with all due respect to the homosexuals in the audience..

gayest, dunk, ever.

 

70. Because without Stockton there would have never been a Malone.

 

This pressure is overwhelming.

71. Because he can beat up our forwards.

 

what did he say?

 

72. Because out of Moses Malone, Sam Malone, Karl Marx, George Karl, and Karl Malone he is by far the least likable.

 

i just love the fact that his daughter won a ring in her respective league before he ever did.

73. What he did when Magic announced he had HIV