here's reasons 35 and 36 Here's the "ultimate warrior" Karl Malone throwing his hands up like a girl just before throwing his hips into Nachbar trying to undercut him and send his ass tumbling to the hardwood, like he's done so many times during his notorious career. And another one of the Mailman taking it strong to the rack, only having his package stamped Return to Sender by Bostjan "7 minutes of fury" Nachbar. Boki turned him into Karl Mal0wn3d
37. Because he brings NECKCAR "culture" to an proud African-American race, which had been blissfully devoid of rednecks.
38 The Failman flops more than a catfish on shore. I truly hate this idiot. And the way ABC commentators glorified the ripping of Malones jersey, saying how he was such a warrior because he "refused to change his jersey". ????? WTF? I was halfway expecting the commentators to run out on the court and blow Malone. And Boki threw his sh** into the crowd, AWESOME!!!! We need a lot more of that in Game 5. If we go down, we need to go down punching somebody in the face, preferably Malone. What sickens me further is the fact that I will have to root for the Spurs (excuse me while I power vomit) over the Lakers in the next series (if by some miracle the Rockets lose that is). Normally, I would go for the Lakers. Now that The Failman wears Laker colors, I cannot force myself to root for them. I dont want that Floppin Failman to get a ring, no no no. Cant have that, he must be denied.
38. Because he pushed Yao Ming in the back while Yao was coming down court and turned around to get position and Karla just nailed him in the back throwing him to the ground and again the refs dont do anything.
#40. Because he's the dirtiest player in the game (I don't care if it's been said already... it deserves to be repeated). #41. Because he's the whiniest player in the game. #42. Because he had a huge game against the Rockets last Sunday. #43. Because he thought that by leaving his torn jersey on he would appear cool and tough, but he really just looked like an idiot. #44. Because he's a jackass.
#46 - becasue even if he wins a championship this year we can all put an "*" next to it cuase he (a) couldn't do it with his own team, and (b) he missed half the games this season
This is awesome. It's like going to bed as a kid and waking up to see your science fair project-- Mold Grows On Fruit Left Out Overnight-- progressing nicely. Not that I'm saying any of your posts have a fungus-like quality to them. 47) Karl Malone picks on the mentally r****ded (see the Rodman incident, 1997 NBA Finals).
48. Is a disgrace to all harley davidson owners everywhere 49. Is buck toothed 50. Smells like an elephant's butt have to get some simpsons references in!
51. Because he's...too sexy for his shirt....too sexy for his shirt...too sexy it hu-rts. (note, when you google image search Karl Malone, one of the first results that pops up is the preceding one, from "gaysportsfancentral.com", not that there's anything wrong with that, though it may explain why he was bearhugging Drexler...)
53. Those stupid hail mary's he recites before he shoots ft's 54. He's a choker 55. He needs to be choked
56. Becuase he is the so called "Mail Man" but i havnt seen his ass deliver any mail in a long ass time p.s. Dont mail men have a high suicide rate
57. Because he thinks he's cool now since he's a Laker. 58. Because he's given "Thug" such a bad meaning when in reality he's a P***y! 59. He tag teamed with Hulk Hogan (Ric Flair for President!)
