Top 10 signs your town WON'T be getting the olympics

With all the talk about whether Houston should get the olympics, I thought this was appropriate

Top 10 signs your town won't be getting the olympics (all original, at least to my knowledge)

10) Arrival of the IOC plane is delayed as workers frantically clear all the frogs off the runway

9) Your city has a history of human rights violations and has killed thousands of innocent peo-....OOPS!! Uhhh...scratch that one...

8) IOC Committee members accidentally discover the "hay loft" while you give them a tour of the basketball facility

7) Wait...You just said we had to have a track and field facility...You didn't say anything about SEATS for people to watch the events!!

6) You mean that "Proud hometown of The Backstreet Boys" billboard STILL hasn't been taken down??

5) Memo to Anchorage, Alaska: if your 15th attempt to get the Winter Olympics has failed, what makes you think the SUMMER olympics will be any different?!?!

4) You assure the selection committee that "The malaria thing will blow over in a couple of weeks...honest!"

3) An obscure, 100 year old law in your city forbids the use of chlorine in swimming pools, so those swimmers will have to swim in green water and LIKE it!

2) First words out of the selection committee member's mouth after stepping off the plane..."What's that smell?"

and the number one sign your town won't be getting the olympics...

While touring the city, you stop at the stoplight...No, not a stoplight, THE stoplight!

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