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Tom Cruise: I'll eat placenta

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Faos, Apr 17, 2006.

  1. J DIDDY

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    tom cruise is too short to be a mvie star, and i have a hard time buying him as a badass secret agent, but im still gonna see MI3
     
  2. JeeberD

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    Dude...ALL the male movie stars are short!
     
  3. Lil Pun

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    I have never really been a Cruise fan. I don't think there is one movie that he has starred in that I actually have seen, although I have always wanted to watch "Rain Man" but he's in there and like I said I really just don't want to give him a chance.
     
  4. oomp

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    This is exactly the press they wanted for this circus act. We have two freaking threads about it here, that keep getting bumped. Suckling at TomKat's teet must be great entertainment. I don't get it.
     
  5. Drewdog

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    I hate them both. Scientology is a religion that some guy made up because he knew it would make him $$$. It is based on some alien named Xenu or something like that.

    That being said, I think I still want to see MI:3.

    Damn you TomKat!
     
  6. JamesC

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    L Ron Hubbard made it up and it sounds like a bad episode of Star Trek.
     
  7. J DIDDY

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    really? please elaborate. i always thougth u had to be "tall" and "handsome" to be a star
     
  8. wizkid83

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    Well Cruise is a star and he's banging Katie Holmes so......

    They'll shoot you from the bottom up to make you look taller
     
  9. Yonkers

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    You've never seen him in a single movie? Of course you're not a fan. You're not not a fan, either. You've got nothing to go on. Unless it's what you've read about him. In which case you should love the guy because until recently, he's been a media darling.
     
  10. arkoe

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    I don't know why, but the title of this thread makes me laugh every time I see it.
     
  11. Oski2005

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    Was it already pointed out the placenta thing was a joke? They did a funny bit on the Colbert Report where Colbert was tired of Cruise stealing his thunder since the eagle named after him hatched the same day Suri was born, so he decided to eat the stuff left in the egg before Tom could eat the placenta, but then one of the producer guys points out it's a joke while Colbert is trying to keep that crap in his mouth.

    I too hate Cruise, but dammit, I'm gonna watch MI:3 because I like JJ Abrams and Fishbourne and Hoffman, etc. Harry Knowles gave it a good review, but he did point out it isn't hard to call it the best of the 3 because the first one kind of puts you to sleep while the 2nd was really stupid.
     
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    The movie camara gives them an extra 5 inches. ;)
     
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    mmmm, well... so the media is led to believe...

    "Tom Cruise will not come out of the closet..."- the funniest episode of South Park I have ever seen in my life...

    for those that missed at, you will get the basic rundown on Scientology... "This is what Scientologists actually believe..."

    E-Meters, Theden Levels, audit counseling... worldwide global scam
     
  14. arkoe

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    I liked the 1st one. After about the 12th time they showed the girl standing on the edge of the cliff in the 2nd one though, I was ready to turn it off.
     

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