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[TMZ] "Who wants to have sex with Dikembe?!!!"

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by jw1144, Nov 25, 2009.

  1. jw1144

    jw1144 Contributing Member

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    Saw this on TV Monday and tracked it down on their website. Thought it was kinda funny. Dikembe stuff starts at 8:45.

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  2. RocketsPimp

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    They're only several years late. Still funny though.
     
  3. Chino_XS

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    This came about circa 2005, but I everyone at the rec center would talk about that.

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  4. kawaiitokowaii

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    ah mutumbo who doesnt love him
     
  5. Spacemoth

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    Such an awful bastardization. Jim Rome's clones would probably punch that guy if they saw him on the street. And if they had balls.
     
  6. melo_elo

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    i dont understand the whole 'who wants to sex mutombo' thing, what its all about?? when did it started?
     
  7. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Dikembe walked into a Georgetown bar one night
    [in the early '90s], the entire place stopped to look at him, and in response,

    Mutombo just yelled out, "WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTOMBO?!"
     
  8. Williamson

    Williamson JOSH CHRISTOPHER ONLY FAN
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    That guy even claimed to have been there - but still got it wrong.
     
  9. melo_elo

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    LMAO

    Deke's ridicolous :grin: everytime i think of him, i can't resist but have that christmas song that he was singin with the rest of th team in my mind lol
     
  10. smoothie

    smoothie Jabari Jungle

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    someone posted this on here clutchfans a long time ago and i saved it...

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    i forgot who made it though, so i'm sorry that i cant give proper credit.
     
  11. PTH

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    Two thumbs up--that's hilarious!
     
  12. tharges

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    ITS THE FINGER!!!
     
  13. david_rocket

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    haha, they just noticed mutombo's voice, way too late, but still very funny!
     
  14. mob16151

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    I need that shirt in my closet. Stat.
     
  15. levintblack

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    Wouldn't you have to come out there to get the shirt?
     
  16. mob16151

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    that shirts so awesome I dont care. lol
     
  17. Cannonball

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    TMZ: Always on the cutting edge of journalism.
     

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