I was just doing some thinking about my user name. I think I just kind of realized that a name like 'JewMan' might be offensive to some (maybe not on this board, but I was banned on another for the fact that my name was 'too racy'. Or maybe it had to do with my excessive use of the f word). Anyway, I guess I just felt like saying that which leads to nothing. But Mr. Mooch is just so blatantly stupid and I knew it was and always has been. I think I was just looking for something simple. Now I'm going to go to bed and cry. (Yeah, I'm like this in person too).
You know, Pike rhymes with... How about Mr. Chutzpah? Hebrew Rocket? I like Franchise2001's suggestions, as well as kosher sausage.
aeiojew jew talking to me? since moochie's been gone it's been nothing but pure jewbilation..oh wait, that might be a little long mr. jewchie is nice too. john stockton blows (come on, someone needs that name) specify damnit is also a good choice. that would be pretty unique.