Exactly! If he ran over the hydranft in reverse, the front driver door should be undamaged. More than likely, the fire hydrant would still be by the rear of the vehicle. The fire hydrant would be in the way to smash the window anyway. The fire hydrant would also make it more difficult to drag him out through the rear window. It's just easier to open the front passenger side door. Something doesn't smell right.
If Tiger had violently beat her with a golf club and sent her to the hospital, he would be in jail right now. It's a double standard. She should be thrown in jail.
Not going to work, if Flordia is (and I believe it is) one the states where, in domestic violence situations, the "press charges" thing is automatic regardless of what the spouse wants. Combine that with the news of his marital troubles and I don't think anybody's going to believe no matter what spin they try to make.
I can empathize with her. It's one thing to cheat, but making promises to other women that you'll leave your wife and kids out of the blue so you can keep getting laid is uncalled for.
Hilarious! I wonder will her attacking him . .. save him the HALF A BILL(ion) she will want in the Divorce. Rocket River
Your anti-canine biases are telling, Cheetah, especially in taking up for your fellow majestic jungle cat. But perhaps, here, your feline good, canine bad schtick might indeed prove valuable to our investigation. You may have finally thrown us internet sleuths a bone, so to speak. The question no one has been asking: where was the dog in all of this? Tired of fetching endlessly shanked golf balls on Woods' private golf course / puppy hellscape, did the Woods family poodle finally snap, and turn abusive? Was the Woods' marriage always sound, despite recent public innuendo, but Woods' relationship with the publicly beloved family pet was in fact the one deteriorating behind the scenes? On the night in question, was Tiger fleeing not his miffed wife, Elin Nordegren Woods, but instead his enraged family pet, Arnold Paw-mer Woods? Scratches to Tiger's face? By Mrs. Woods well-manicured nails? I think not. More likely, a result of Woods' negligence in never keeping Paw-mer's talons trimmed to the dog's liking. Is that truly a necklace of pearls the dog is wearing? Such an ostentatious display of wealth by Tiger Woods, for a man who famously drives a Buick? Or is that actually the poodle's trophy necklace, made up of Tiger Woods' old golf tees & shards of shaved tibia & knee bones, and stringed with what was once his left anterior cruciate ligament? Spoiler The wife is a simple misdirection. It must be the dog. Fellow internet detectives: the game is now afoot. And, I conjecture, it has always been a paw.
